Poll: Did you ever get the infamous sex talk from your mum and/or dad?
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View poll results: Did you ever get the infamous sex talk from your mum and/or dad?
Yes
28 24%
No
77 66%
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12 10%
Voters: 117.
#1
I'm just wondering if the infamous people of UG ever got to experience the amazing and infamous sex talk?

Coz i sure as hell didn't, and i feel duly cheated of my birthright.

All I ever got was "I hope you're using condoms" from my mum a while back

So, you had it?

lucky bastards...
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#2
nope... extent of mine was... if you ever have sex... make sure you use condoms... i dont care... just dont let us hear it... or do it in our house... thats all i got... really...
#5
no i didnt.

they just were like, "do we need to talk about, well, you know, sex?" and i was just like, no, im cool.

so yeah, no talk.
#6
my friends dad told him not to have sex on the beach because he would get sand in his dick and it hurts like hell. thats all his dad told him.
#8
Nope. Found out myself. My mum got me this book on anatomy and she told me to read it.
#10
I didn't get "the talk", I got a ****ing informative booklet thing....
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#11
Yes, and I was embarassed. Now I cant wait to have my kids to give them the good 'ol talk.
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#12
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I'm just wondering if the infamous people of UG ever got to experience the amazing and infamous sex talk?

Coz i sure as hell didn't, and i feel duly cheated of my birthright.

All I ever got was "I hope you're using condoms" from my mum a while back

So, you had it?

lucky bastards...



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#13
Yep, ironically I was in the middle of watching the episode "Lesbian Threesome with Mom" on the Jerry Springer show.

Does anyone know where I could find the uncensored version of that? >_>
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Yep, ironically I was in the middle of watching the episode "Lesbian Threesome with Mom" on the Jerry Springer show.

Does anyone know where I could find the uncensored version of that? >_>


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#17
No. My mom just started sobbing uncontrollably when she found out I was having sex.
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#19
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No. My mom just started sobbing uncontrollably when she found out I was having sex.


I know i shouldn't of but i laughed at that lmao
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#20
No, my dad just said to me "make sure you always pull your skin back and clean your willy properly" when i was about 6.

But I have to say, that was some nice advice, as when I put it into action (about 4 years later) I realized what he was getting at.
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#21
Ha! when i was 14 my mom and dad talked to me about. They told me i couldnt do it with my girlfriend until i was 18. but of course by that time i was already at third base... we broke up before i could slide home.
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#22
thankfully not.
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#23
Yes. It was the most informative 3 hours of my life.
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#24
i'll never forget the sex talk I got from my Grandpa after I brought my serious girl friend to a family event. he told me "Ryan, once you let the horse out of the barn, its hard to get him back in."
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#25
Sort of. When I started seeing my first boyfriend my dad was like "So are you and [name] getting serious?" and I was like "Yeah..." and he said "Alright, well if you need anything, tell me. Because all he wants is sex. I know that's all I wanted at his age" and I was like "Okay...".
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#26
My mum gave me some childish book called 'Let's Talk About Sex' which, to be fair, had some truly funny pictures and sentence phrasing.
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#27
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i'll never forget the sex talk I got from my Grandpa after I brought my serious girl friend to a family event. he told me "Ryan, once you let the horse out of the barn, its hard to get him back in."


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#28
No but I was in the room when my friend got the talk from his parents. Awkward and hilarious.
#30
this reminds me of something.

My sister came into the living room when there was that genital herpes commercial on, she's only 10 (just turned) and has no idea what it is. So she asks my dad what genital herpes is, so he tells her to ask my mom. My mom changes the subject, I found it hilarious, they didn't have an answer.

Oh, and yesterday my mom refused to go away when I was watching Lisa Lampenelli, it was extremely awkward.
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#31
no i never had the talk

can someone please give me the talk i'm missing out on something here
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#32
I got the sit down talk and a whole book on my 12th birthday.
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#33
...not really

My dad walked in on me and my girlfriend and then later that day he just said to me

"I know you're not an idiot, but I wouldn't be a very good parent if didn't say, you know, condomds for whatever you're doing"


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#34
Not quite. My folks basically said "If you have sex God will hate you so don't do it." Then I said "I look like the retarded love child of Jack Black and the abominable snowman, wtf do have to worry about. I could't get any ***** if I went down to the abandoned cat shelter." They just kinda stared at me until I left.
#36
I hate it...only happenes when my mother is drunk - in which case she talks WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much...
#37
My mom handed me abook one day and said "Read it. And if you have any questions, ask your father."
..............
#38
No, I think they were trying to avoid telling me about it...


But i eventually got the porn talk.
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#39
Nope, I had the pincer tactic of my dad saying 'Son, use a condom.' and my mum duly robbed some from the hospital she worked at.

That's roughly the extent of my 'sex talk'...
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