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Well, i've been meaning to ask this of someone for the last couple of years, but i couldn't very well ask my friends coz they'd think im a retard.

Anyways, something that surprised me when i touched my first vagina a couple of years ago was the fact that it was so soft. So im wondering, did anyone else think vaginas were much harder than they actually are before you ever touched one? Coz i just remember being blown away by how soft and squishy it was...

Well?

Btw, it feels amazingly good to have gotten that off my chest.

Edit: If the mods thinks this thread is crossing the line for some reason, please pm me and i'll delete the thread.

Edit2: I just thought i'd clarify this: I'm not a virgin, and its three (3) years since i touched that vagina.
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Btw, it feels amazingly good to have gotten that off my chest.

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#7
... Why exactly did you think it was hard ??
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#8
So basically you're having insecurities that you haven't touched a vagina before, despite the fact you're about 18, so you thought you'd make a thread about touching one to make yourself feel better and less of a social outcast?

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#9
ur an idiot and deserve to be bombed with a truck made of knives that explodes then you got knives all over you and a bunch that you step on and that hurts a lot... idiot...
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#11
Because you touch yourself at night...
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Well, i've been meaning to ask this of someone for the last couple of years, but i couldn't very well ask my friends coz they'd think im a retard.

Anyways, something that surprised me when i touched my first vagina a couple of years ago was the fact that it was so soft. So im wondering, did anyone else think vaginas were much harder than they actually are before you ever touched one? Coz i just remember being blown away by how soft and squishy it was...

Well?

Btw, it feels amazingly good to have gotten that off my chest.

Edit: If the mods thinks this thread is crossing the line for some reason, please pm me and i'll delete the thread.



You mean it feels amazingly good getting off on someones chest?


But yeah dude, it's just a fact of nature, don't worry about it
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#17
Aside from bone(r)s, no part of a human is hard. Why would a vagina be hard?
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#18
I love that episode of South Park where Butters goes:

"Don't make me go and live with Paris Hilton! She has a squishy thing that lives in her pants!"
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ur an idiot and deserve to be bombed with a truck made of knives that explodes then you got knives all over you and a bunch that you step on and that hurts a lot... idiot...


Holy crap dude, you're so cool..

Seriously, I'm impressed. That was the greatest insult ever. The sentance was totally coherent and grammatically correct.

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#21
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Aside from bone(r)s, no part of a human is hard. Why would a vagina be hard?


I didn't think it'd be hard, as in hard as bone, but i'd thought it'd be tighter kinda... If u know what i mean.
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#22
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#23
so when you say a few years ago.. do you mean yesterday?
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so when you say a few years ago.. do you mean yesterday?


my thoughts exactly
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Well, i've been meaning to ask this of someone for the last couple of years, but i couldn't very well ask my friends coz they'd think im a retard.

Anyways, something that surprised me when i touched my first vagina a couple of years ago was the fact that it was so soft. So im wondering, did anyone else think vaginas were much harder than they actually are before you ever touched one? Coz i just remember being blown away by how soft and squishy it was...

Well?

Btw, it feels amazingly good to have gotten that off my chest.

Edit: If the mods thinks this thread is crossing the line for some reason, please pm me and i'll delete the thread.

Maybe she was fat?
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yeah like ....bags of sand right?


*gets reference*
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#31
Yeah dude, the vagina is actually as hard as an erect penis. Congrats, you ****ed a mutant.
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#33
Well personally I would find it slightly disturbing if during foreplay a girl would say 'ooh yeah, you're making my vagina hard'
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I didn't think it'd be hard, as in hard as bone, but i'd thought it'd be tighter kinda... If u know what i mean.



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#36
lmao poor thread starter
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That's why you don't have sex with sluts... because they're loose... pussies like parking garages. Also, I have rarely laughed so hard at a thread, cheers!


hahaha, spot on spot on
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#39
Oh god, I was trying to make some kind of joke so googled "Why is the vagina soft" and found a site that I thought contained some answers, but it was just about a condition called Vagina Dentata
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#40
why is it soft? tell me, have you ever tried to make sweet love to a concrete statue? go and have a go, then when you rip your penis to shreds, come back and ask the question again.
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