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#2
wow, i love number 5. I always joke with my friends about ripping their arms off and beating them with them, but that just makes it even funnier.
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Haha, i like number 6.
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#13
I love how much thought and effort they put into the names: "Arm Fall Off Boy"...

Dogwelder is by far the worst, though. Seriously, welding dogs to people's faces? Who the hell thought of that? DC Comics were just sat laughing their arses off while people actually bought those comics.
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I love how much thought and effort they put into the names: "Arm Fall Off Boy"...

Dogwelder is by far the worst, though. Seriously, welding dogs to people's faces? Who the hell thought of that? DC Comics were just sat laughing their arses off while people actually bought those comics.




They either must have taken copious amounts of drugs, or would have worked in the most boring office ever.
#17
#7 looks dodgy. Matter as in all types of matter?
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I love how much thought and effort they put into the names: "Arm Fall Off Boy"...

Dogwelder is by far the worst, though. Seriously, welding dogs to people's faces? Who the hell thought of that? DC Comics were just sat laughing their arses off while people actually bought those comics.


I would be Dogwelder.....That would suck ass to have a doberman welded to your face. That's dude's awesome.
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#20
Arm Fall Off Boy and Dogwelder... pure genius. I defy anyone to deny that drugs didn't play a major part in the thinking process behind those characters.
#21
Dogwelder and Arm Fall Off Boy are awesome.
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#22
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They either must have taken copious amounts of drugs, or would have worked in the most boring office ever.


It's definitely the former.

Manager: "Hey, Doug, we need a new character! Something fresh, something fierce!"

Doug: "Uh, I dunno, dogs are fierce."

Manager: "Yes, I like where you're going with this...Give me more!"

Doug: "Hmm, how about a man who can change into a dog?!"

Manager: "No, no, too cliche. Give me something original..."

Doug: "Hmm, how about a man who has a side-kick dog?"

Manager: "I like where you're going, this is getting better. Keep throwing me ideas!"

Doug: "Wait, how about a man who has the instincts and speed of a dog, but still remains in human form?"

Manager: "Dear God, Doug, this is golden! I know you can come up with something even better...I know it! This is the one! Hit me with our next DC Comic character! GO!"

Doug: "YES! YES! I HAVE IT! A MAN WHO WELDS DOGS TO PEOPLE'S FACES!"

Manager: "..."

Doug: "..."

Manager: "...Welds dogs to people's faces?"

Doug: "Well...yeah..."

Manager: "Eh, I suppose it beats a man who can beat people up with his own detachable limb..."

Doug: "...Fancy smoking another bowl...?"
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#25
I've read about Matter Eater Lad before, when you think about it it's quite useful... you could get out of or into anywhere just by eating your way in.

And Spiderman is the best superhero of all time. He's just so cool. Worst has to be... I've never actually been a reader of comics, so I only have these rather biased lists to go by, but someone who welds dogs to peoples faces is pretty bad.
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#27
Arm Fall Off Boy? Wow........................
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#28
I love Dogwelder and Arm Fall Off Boy! Fightin crime to save the day!
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#29
Are all of these real characters that were made and put in comics??


"Dogwelder is my favourite of the bunch. He's this madman in a silver welder's outfit that basically just goes around welding stray dogs to villains' faces. That's it. That's how he fought crime. Welding dogs to people. Mind you it would be a bitch of a thing to have happen to you. You try to rob a bank and you end up with a Lhasa Apso welded to your face, yapping for eternity. *shudder*

Lol, thats the funniest paragraph ive ever read.
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#30
They're all funny except Dogwelder.

Just for a little background, Garth Ennis hates superheroes and when he does write them he always takes the piss. So it was intentionally funny,
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#31
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It's definitely the former.

Manager: "Hey, Doug, we need a new character! Something fresh, something fierce!"

Doug: "Uh, I dunno, dogs are fierce."

Manager: "Yes, I like where you're going with this...Give me more!"

Doug: "Hmm, how about a man who can change into a dog?!"

Manager: "No, no, too cliche. Give me something original..."

Doug: "Hmm, how about a man who has a side-kick dog?"

Manager: "I like where you're going, this is getting better. Keep throwing me ideas!"

Doug: "Wait, how about a man who has the instincts and speed of a dog, but still remains in human form?"

Manager: "Dear God, Doug, this is golden! I know you can come up with something even better...I know it! This is the one! Hit me with our next DC Comic character! GO!"

Doug: "YES! YES! I HAVE IT! A MAN WHO WELDS DOGS TO PEOPLE'S FACES!"

Manager: "..."

Doug: "..."

Manager: "...Welds dogs to people's faces?"

Doug: "Well...yeah..."

Manager: "Eh, I suppose it beats a man who can beat people up with his own detachable limb..."

Doug: "...Fancy smoking another bowl...?"
'

haha

Absolute genius.
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#32
Dogwelder is easily the best, for some reason just reading about Matter Eater Lad bored the hell out of me.
#33
Arm Fall Off Boy- 50 bucks says i can lick my elbow
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#35
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Dammit...this thread made me wish there was somewhere that actually sold the Hitman series


You're on the internet aren't you...

ebay? Gamestop? Amazon?
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#36
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You're on the internet aren't you...

ebay? Gamestop? Amazon?

Theres something about online shopping I just don't like...

I don't trust the stuff to actually arrive...
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#38
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Theres something about online shopping I just don't like...

I don't trust the stuff to actually arrive...


Your ****ing right, I ordered a new bass like 3 weeks ago. They told me 5-7 days and its still not here. Damn internet Nazi's.
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#39
Depends on the site/store.

eBay may be less trustworthy, but Gamestop is good, and EB Games, and Best Buy.

Think of companies that lots of people trust, and are big name, because they USUALLY look to serve, and make you happy.

Best Buy's my vote.
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#40
#5's arm socket looks like a butthole.
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