#1
ok basically theres this hot pierced chick. im kinda like a muscle bound prep (looks anyways). and like i thought this chick was into me. ok this may sound lame but she waves and "winks" at me and flirts and crap. and talked alot online. so my parents went out and i was like 99% sure she was coming over. and i had a couple other people over to so they were like dude wheres ur "girlfriend". she sent me a text message saying she couldnt come over cause her dad wouldnt give her a ride. and i sent her a text back saying i can pick her up. and i didnt get a message back. and i havent talked to her since the other night. so like u think she just not interested or is there like a chance she got locked in a closet all weekend with no phone or computer
. and if u know the chick or u are that chick im gonna feel like an idiot saying this on UG.
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She doesn't like "muscle bound preps" who's grammar is equal to that of a second grader. Sorry.


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umm, i think she wants to hang with you but doesnt like you 'like that'
i guess
id have to know her
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#12
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No, but seriously, she probably doesn't want to hang out with your friends moron!
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#14
Oh she didn't tell you that I screwed her like the little slut she is?
#15
for clerification im not a prep. i just look like one cause i can head bang with the best of them, till i get light headed than i just listen to fallout boy
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dude ranxston are u serious cause that would suck


Ah well, I was right, she didn't tell you. You missed your chance. She felt good on my penis.
#19
most likely she likes you, she just doesnt want to do anything sexual yet, which she probably thought you wanted to do when she went to your house.
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#20
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W.w.j.d.

No, but seriously, she probably doesn't want to hang out with your friends moron!


Exactly, if some guy's going to invite me over to his house, I'd rather we were alone.
#22
Are her nipples pierced by chance?
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ham sandwich

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