#1
whats the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to you, or you can think of that could happen?
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#3
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i used to flash random shit, like in the library just whip it out


haha that owns
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#4
When my old neighbor told people I made out with my dog. I WAS 5!
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#5
I tripped over my shoe lace in fonty of rusty traintracks and my foot was stuck in the tracks right as the train was coming. I lost everything from the waist down.
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#6
haha id do weird shit in the library too wheni was younger i used to make orgasm sounds to piss off the librarians
#7
When I was about seven, I was lying sideways on the sofa with my legs far apart (I was wearing shorts). My mum walked in the room, and I hadn't realised that Dæmönika Jr. was on show. Oh how she lol'd.
#8
i know a guy, who was at the doctors and was feeling a lot of pain, and he had to take a shit, but was constipated, and he ended up getting some procedure done to dumb his bowels, and they found a pocket rocket vibrator in his ass... top that
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#9
When i was changing on the bus to go out and march, and the little guy popped out of the flyless boxers, and my friend james screams out for the full bus to hear "JOHN JUST FLOPPED IT!" i felt like dying
#10
i knew this guy who whenever he got hard would run in a closet or locker and piss everywhere
#11
Im on the morning annoncements at school as an anchor, and whenever you screw up, that is EMBARRASSING(sp?) Like a couple days ago, the other anchor couldnt read the lunch, so i pointed him into what i thought was the right direction and then he was like "Uh no, its right here!" Man that was embarassing. There was also the time I had to sing happy birthday on set for a teacher.
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#12
thats noob
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#13
Getting caught beating it in front of:
Mom
Dad
Aunt
Uncle
Grandparents
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when i was 7 i saw my mom naked while taking a sh** it was pretty sick cuz shes fat....

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#14
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wow ^
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Worst part is it was with a vibrating neck massager. Yes, I'm a guy ] =
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when i was 7 i saw my mom naked while taking a sh** it was pretty sick cuz shes fat....

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#15
My favorite hockey team hired Bob Harley.

Oh the ridicule
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#16
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Getting caught beating it in front of:
Mom
Dad
Aunt
Uncle
Grandparents


Doorlocks and not doing it in the kitchen would help.
#17
I was 10 and me and my parents were at a hotel room. My boxers were hanging down a little too low when I was getting ready for bed and my weenie wiskers were showing a little bit. My mom told me that I needed to wash more down there because she thought it was dirt. Then my dad laughed and he knew what it was... I had just started growing em...
#19
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When my old neighbor told people I made out with my dog. I WAS 5!

Wait, you mean that actually was true? I don't think it matters how old you are, that's ****ing hilarious!
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i really want to make a pedal-powered wheelchair...
#20
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I was 10 and me and my parents were at a hotel room. My boxers were hanging down a little too low when I was getting ready for bed and my weenie wiskers were showing a little bit. My mom told me that I needed to wash more down there because she thought it was dirt. Then my dad laughed and he knew what it was... I had just started growing em...


hahaha lol

oh geez thats funny
#21
I walked in on my grandpa looking at a playboy.... very awkward for both of us
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uh i googled Rosie Palm, nothing except gloves...
#22
I sharted once, that sucked, thankfully i was in the bathroom, but i had to wander down the hallway at school back to my room with my pants all a mess...nobody came out of their room or walked behind me so ..sweet. My gf's mom found a box of condoms, after hearing us goin at it one night, that sucked...atleast i didn't shart myself that time tho.
School children washing cars for charity, is there anything more arousing?