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Today i walked into my room, and my mom was sitting at my computer, my iTunes was up and she was Singing "Black Dog" by Led Zeppelin, Holding my bass. And i said wtf u doin woman. And she said im jammin with ur bass. And i forced her out, weirdest moment of my life. U guys have ever had any weird moments like this b4?
#2
oh gosh that's brilliant man!
I wish my life was that funny!
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#3
Noice. should have let her play her heart out.
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#5
Quote by salzanomts54
Today i walked into my room, and my mom was sitting at my computer, my wmp was up and she was watching my lesbian pr0n and gettin off. And i said wtf u doin woman. And she said imah chargin mah lazer. And i forced her out, weirdest moment of my life. U guys have ever had any weird moments like this b4?



no


cant say that i have
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. And i said wtf u doin woman.


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#10
Hahahahaha. I cannot see my mum ever doing that. That would probably force me into insanity.
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#14
haha
My mom sings to Green Day everytime it comes on the radio, so I have to turn it off and say "mother, this music sucks!" and then she replies " it's better than that heavy screaming loud music you like"
no it's not MOM now SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO SLAYER!
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#15
Does she usually like your music? She might have been trying to bond. Lame.
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#16
Somebody used to be a groupie...

But seriously, that's awesome as hell. My mom would never do that, and I'm glad she doesn't, because I don't like her touching my guitars, but if you're mom's cool and all, then what's wrong with that? She just likes to rock out, too.
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Does she usually like your music? She might have been trying to bond. Lame.


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#19
thats funniest thing ever and no my mum is scared of my guitar lol cause if she drops it ill kill her
#20
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#22
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Does she usually like your music? She might have been trying to bond. Lame.

Not usually but she likes Led Zeppelin
#24
Quote by guitarpunk21
haha
My mom sings to Green Day everytime it comes on the radio, so I have to turn it off and say "mother, this music sucks!" and then she replies " it's better than that heavy screaming loud music you like"
no it's not MOM now SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO SLAYER!

liek omg, ur so kewl!


topic starter: your mom is cool, indeed. can i do her?
#26
Hah omg, and you're like so not!

Shut up, he asked for stories, I gave him one.
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#29
My mom listens to hinder, social distortion, hendrix, ac/dc, zz top, clapton, stevie ray vaughan, tom petty and bob seger, she suggests music that she thinks i would play and sing well, and she has picked up my guitars and acted like she was playing them. So yeah, its happened before. But its not weird.
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#31
At least you didnt catch your mom masturbating with your bass...
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#32
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My mom listens to hinder, social distortion, hendrix, ac/dc, zz top, clapton, stevie ray vaughan, tom petty and bob seger, she suggests music that she thinks i would play and sing well, and she has picked up my guitars and acted like she was playing them. So yeah, its happened before. But its not weird.

But my moms not really into any of that at all so yea its kinda weird to me. My mom like rap and hip/hop shit like that cause she works in the mall and thats all they play there
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Fixed.


Erm I was joking?

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#35
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thats funniest thing ever and no my mum is scared of my guitar lol cause if she drops it ill kill her

mine too, but only because i've got a razzor back

BTW to guy who said ur moms gay, +1
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#38
Quote by guitarpunk21
haha
My mom sings to Green Day everytime it comes on the radio, so I have to turn it off and say "mother, this music sucks!" and then she replies " it's better than that heavy screaming loud music you like"
no it's not MOM now SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO SLAYER!


Now thats a story and a half. Kudos for telling your mom to shut up, and double the kudos for listening to Slayer.

On second thought, shut the fuck up.
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