#1
So me and my girlfriend have been talking a lot about sex lately. We are both virgins and I'm just wondering how much pain is there for her the first time? We have been talking about that too so I was just curious.
#6
She's going to bleed. You're going to cry like a little virgin because you won't understand what's going on. And then she'll say "Just great, you broke my vagina"
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Seriously, Zuka, why are you such an ass?


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Seriously, Zuka, why are you such an ass?


You're not God Almighty, so stop pretending like you know everything. Please!


Just try to be a normal, helpful human being for once. It would be very nice.


cool! im not the only one who thinks like that about zuka
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Seriously, Zuka, why are you such an ass?


You're not God Almighty, so stop pretending like you know everything. Please!


Just try to be a normal, helpful human being for once. It would be very nice.


God is generally believe to have been male, should He exist. (He doesn't)
#12
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Seriously, Zuka, why are you such an ass?


You're not God Almighty, so stop pretending like you know everything. Please!


Just try to be a normal, helpful human being for once. It would be very nice.

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cool! im not the only one who thinks like that about zuka


Again, I've apathy towards your thoughts and feelings.

He'll suck, unless he's got some kind of natural talent for sex.
#14
it hurts her a fair bit, use lots of lube and u be on top. It feels better after a few minutes though, apparantely, but i have a massive wiener so my experience was skewed.
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#15
Just grab a rubber and go at it. Jeez. Dont be apprehensive if you are confident.
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#16
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She's going to bleed. You're going to cry like a little virgin because you won't understand what's going on. And then she'll say "Just great, you broke my vagina"





seriously
it depends...
sometimes it hurts and bleeds like a mother****er and sometimes it's ok
#17
here's a plan-
one day, before she sits down, sneak a pole into her chair and then BAM, she won't feel the pain when you guys have sex. Although, you might not get any after that...
That's all I have to contribute.
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God is generally believe to have been male, should He exist. (He doesn't)


Oh yea. I didn't realise that you alone could give a definite answer to the possibility of a god, maybe i'll come to you in the future if i have any other problems, such as the meaning of life etc.
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Oh yea. I didn't realise that you alone could give a definite answer to the possibility of a god, maybe i'll come to you in the future if i have any other problems, such as the meaning of life etc.


Well, He was round my house yesterday and told me He doesn't exist, so I'm only passing on His word. I'll get the meaning of life for you next week, Jesus is hosting a barbecue and the whole street's been invited. I'll try and get him drunk and spill his secrets.
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And then she'll say "Just great, you broke my vagina"


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Well, He was round my house yesterday and told me He doesn't exist, so I'm only passing on His word. I'll get the meaning of life for you next week, Jesus is hosting a barbecue and the whole street's been invited. I'll try and get him drunk and spill his secrets.


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It's a dying shame when they post terrible, terrible jokes.

It's a dying shame when you post terrible, terrible jokes. which is about every post by you so it's a dying shame when you post.
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#25
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It's a dying shame when you post terrible, terrible jokes. which is about every post by you so it's a dying shame when you post.

Just shut up already, boy.
#26
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She's going to bleed. You're going to cry like a little virgin because you won't understand what's going on. And then she'll say "Just great, you broke my vagina"

sigged definetely lol
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She's going to bleed. You're going to cry like a little virgin because you won't understand what's going on. And then she'll say "Just great, you broke my vagina"



SOMEONE!!!, SIG IT QUICK!


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#28
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Just shut up already, boy.



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Im gonna fry you up Zuka!
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#29
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Don't get cocky, because you'll probably suck.



+1 ive yet to run across a fellow with a great first time. nerves usually get to ya the first lap around the track.


edit: Zuka i swear your avatar changes every 30 seconds. it always the same pink haired face but with a different look.
Last edited by highway61 at Jan 29, 2007,
#30
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cool! im not the only one who thinks like that about zuka


and me
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#31
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Just shut up already, boy.




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You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
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+1 ive yet to run across a fellow with a great first time. nerves usually get to ya the first lap around the track.


edit: Zuka i swear your avatar changes every 30 seconds. it always the same pink haired face but with a different look.

Due to lack of quality threads lately, if I'm ever online I have a lot of time, so I change it to my current mood, kind of.

This one means irritated. (Not towards you)
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Due to lack of quality threads lately, if I'm ever online I have a lot of time, so I change it to my current mood, kind of.

This one means irritated. (Not towards you)

thats what i thought.
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
#34
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She's going to bleed. You're going to cry like a little virgin because you won't understand what's going on. And then she'll say "Just great, you broke my vagina"

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#35
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She's going to bleed. You're going to cry like a little virgin because you won't understand what's going on. And then she'll say "Just great, you broke my vagina"


sigged.
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#36
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Due to lack of quality threads lately, if I'm ever online I have a lot of time, so I change it to my current mood, kind of.

This one means irritated. (Not towards you)



duley noted