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#1
What's Jesus' middle name? I assume it starts with an "h" considering people say Jesus H. Christ, but they never sau his middle name.

I think it would be ironic if it were Holyfield or Herman Li.
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......nobody says jesus "h" christ
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#6
Jesus's middle name is actually Juan, although a lot of people say Jesus H Christ because they assume Juan starts with an H, it's in the bible man, just look it up....
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I'm pretty sure it's just H.
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#12
I heard somewhere that it was hoobastank (sp?) not that i like the band but that's just something i heard
#13
I thought it was "Holy" for awhile, but I've recently come to the conclusion that that makes no sense. So Herman.
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In religion class, our teacher told us that back then, middle names were like "Bin" or "Ben", meaning "son of" (ex. Osama Bin Laden = Osama, Son of Laden). So in this case, Jesus' full name would be Jesus Bin/Ben Joseph.

I dunno, teachers always bs you.
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who the **** says Jesus H. Christ?


thats what i was thinking, i have never heard that

it doesn't sound cool either, only Samuel L Jackson can pull of the the middle letter
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What's Jesus' middle name? I assume it starts with an "h" considering people say Jesus H. Christ, but they never sau his middle name.

I think it would be ironic if it were Holyfield or Herman Li.


Jesus H. Christ was started in culture, it's not an actual Bible term,.

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#23
Jesus's last name is Harold. "Harold be thy name" that sorta thing.

It could be anything from Jesus jumping on a pogo stick Christ to Jesus titty fucking christ.
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#27
Jesus' middle name is the Spanish translation of Jesus.
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#28
Christ isn't actually his last name. It was added on later because it means "Anointed One" in Greek. Back in his day, you were named after your city. His name was Jesus of Lazareth. Therefore, Jesus' middle name is "Of."
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#29
I always thought it meant Holy becuase people are too stupid and lazy to say the whole thing...
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#30
Harold.

As in "Our Lord who art in heaven, Harold be thy name".
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#31
his middle name is buttsecks
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H-dogg?
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Jesus Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha Christ
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#34
Herbert.

Or Handjob.

One of those.
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Harold.

As in "Our Lord who art in heaven, Harold be thy name".




But you're all wrong. It's Hercules.
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#37
It could also be Hugo.
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#40
Jesus Hong...*waits for someone to get it*
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