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#1
ok so i just recovered from a broken arm, and i wanna break some more bones because it was awesome, and i decided the leg, whats easiest/least painful way to do this (i want to break the tibia/fibula)

oh and no 'OMG your so sad' comments or anything, if u dont like my idea, dont post..simple

thanks in advance
Last edited by andyscoot at Jan 29, 2007,
#3
Jump off a building.

land on your face for full effect.

EDIT: Ran over by a truck?
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I won't say anything against you but I will ask, why in hell would you want to do that?
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Tell that female basketball coach that her ass looks big in that. Make sure she's holding a bat.
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#7
So, you want a fast, simple, non-painful way to break your femur? I see....


Have a friend drop a cinderblock on it from a high altitude, or if that doesnt work one good whack with a metal baseball bat should. Either way, video and youtube it when your done

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Jump off a building.

land on your face for full effect.



This man knows his stuff. If that doesn't work, jumping into a ravine would help.
#11
are you phycotic? (i know i didn't spell that correctly)
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#12
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I won't say anything against you but I will ask, why in hell would you want to do that?


because im an attention *****, i love hospital (seriously), and id just like to break as many bones as i can, it makes sense in my head so i don't question it
#13
Make sure you're drunk when you do it, it tends to be a little less painful.
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I won't say anything against you but I will ask, why in hell would you want to do that?

I'd like to second that comment.
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because im an attention *****, i love hospital (seriously), and id just like to break as many bones as i can, it makes sense in my head so i don't question it


So you are psychotic, hmmm, whatever
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some martial artists break their bones on purpose to strengthen them

this guy however ....
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because im an attention *****, i love hospital (seriously), and id just like to break as many bones as i can, it makes sense in my head so i don't question it

Why not break all of them at once then? That might be exciting.
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#22
i heard jumping from a tree onto one foot works

anyone had any experiences with that??
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i heard jumping from a tree onto one foot works

anyone had any experiences with that??

Just make sure it's the tallest tree you can find. Better yet, make it the tallest building you can find. Do it into traffic too, just in case it doesn't break so someone will run you over.
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#28
Take a pressure gauge to it. Well, that would be better for the shins, but you could always just use like a bike. But whatever, all in all, your a wierd kid.
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#29
If you're serious, don't break the femur. I heard somebody break his femur once at a football game, it sounded like a damn gunshot.

Break your fibula. Or just kill yourself.
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some martial artists break their bones on purpose to strengthen them

this guy however ....


They don't actually break them (not at least from what I've seen), they just continually do stuff like beat their elbows/forearms off of wood or concrete, let it heal, and contine doing that. It makes the bones stronger, and what would normally break a bone, ends up leaving said Martial Artist with maybe a bruise, or a temporary dent in his arm. Other limbs are used, but arms are common.
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If you're serious, don't break the femur. I heard somebody break his femur once at a football game, it sounded like a damn gunshot.

Break your fibula. Or just kill yourself.


I heard you can die from breaking a femur. Something about your femur producing the most blood cells or something.
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Why the femur, of all bones?
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#36
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Why the femur, of all bones?


because i dont want to do the top bit... and thats your shin isnt it, theres not many else i can break, but if u have a suggestion, by all means say it
#37
Why would you want to break a bone? I was recently in a cast for 8 weeks and it was the worst 2 months of my life.
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I heard you can die from breaking a femur. Something about your femur producing the most blood cells or something.


That's a possibility, also the pure shock from a bone breaking blow could travel to your heart and stop it.

Why the Hell am I continuing to offer slightly informative advice!?

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#39
Make sure you break it at angle to were you can kick yourself in the ass for making your parents pay a god awful amount of money to have you in the hospital.

And yeah thanks for probably making everyones insurance rates higher.
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Please, for the love of God, VIDEO THIS FOR US.
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