Poll: who has measured their dick
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View poll results: who has measured their dick
Yes
626 79%
No
120 15%
Don't have one
44 6%
Voters: 794.
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#3
Yeah. I was happy. Until i realised that i was using centimeters....
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#5
How would you exactly measure a dick?
Length like the arm or something?
Or circumfrance like the chest?


No I haven't. :?
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#9
Quote by AssassinLoki090
Yeah. I was happy. Until i realised that i was using centimeters....
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#11
Quote by Dæmönika
I have. Just under six inches. I'm proud of the little guy, and I'm not a lying cunt.


I see you like Scorpions, w00t. Scorpions ftw!


Just so i dont throw off the thread, I have a small penis.
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#12
Quote by acdc4ever
Yep
and was very pleased since im 15
6 inches exactly


+1 my friend.
6 inch at 15.
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#14
Quote by JuicyMango
I tried, but I ran out of yardsticks. :/



You don't measure from the bunghole onward.

Mine was somewhere around 6 or so. I forget, I haven't needed to measure cause it gets the job done.
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#15
i was suprised, i thought i had a small **** lol.
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#16
Haha I actually did last night when I got really bored. Im 15 and its 8.2 inches. Its probably that big cuz I jerk off so much its stretched or something.
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#18
Quote by WrongWay
too scared to do it


Just get a chubby and a ruler, gosh.
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#19
Yes.

16 and 7.5 inches, although the penis does vary in size from time to time. I averaged the medium.

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#20
Quote by xdeline!
+1 my friend.
6 inch at 15.
join my club of people who aren`t scared to pull down their pants.

Have u actually got one?
If so I will join I have a funny story to tell If I do join
#22
its too hard

it changes all the time
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#23
Quote by Dæmönika


When did you like them better, with Shcenker, Roth, or Jabs?

$Edit: Still have a small penis.
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#24
Quote by acdc4ever
Yep
and was very pleased since im 15
6 inches exactly

HA! im 13 and i got 7 inches! beat that bitches
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#26
7.3 inches.
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#27
Quote by $Guitarist$
When did you like them better, with Shcenker, Roth, or Jabs?

$Edit: Still have a small penis.


Roth.

Just under six inches.
#28
Quote by Dimebag22
HA! im 13 and i got 7 inches! beat that bitche

Impressive.....but do you actually know how to please a lady with it??
#29
Quote by Dimebag22
HA! im 13 and i got 7 inches! beat that bitches

Beat it yourself.
#30
Quote by Dæmönika
I have. Just under six inches. I'm proud of the little guy, and I'm not a lying cunt.


I'm in the same boat, just a little under 6 inches. Sometimes I get super power and its over 6. Thats what I get for being 5'7".

Now all of you stop lying.
Last edited by Ranxston at Jan 29, 2007,
#31
Quote by JuicyMango
This is true.



Ah, It's an innie not an outie.
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#32
It's as long as my middle finger....I haven't measured my middle finger.
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#33
6in. at 13 years old
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#34
wow.. now i have the urge to measure my wang..
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#36
the average penis is six inches lenght and four in diameter (around)
i measure mine at 17 im 19 now and i was amazed then burst out laughing cuz im 5'7 (the average females height) and i weigh 100 lbs
im really scrawny and girly looking but my penis is 7 lenght and 5 around
so all those guys who call me names throw shit at me and just harass me for no real reason in my daily life probably have smaller penises than me its funny guys put so much stress on penis size as if it is power itself its just a penis
as long as its 5 lenght and 4 around your fine
anything longer than 5 is extra and when it hits 9 its going into useless length
so big penises actually hurt girls unless their complete sluts
#37
6 inches when not boned when it is a little over 7.5 that's all I need for a 17 year old, and hey when I have sex the girl normally seems to be please so I love him all the same.
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