#1
do you know the muffin man?
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Get a boner and slap your school doctor in the face with your penis.

It'll be funny.


Haiku by of friend of mine:
Fat guy play the bass
Get your jam on, get your jam
And peanut butter


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#8
Fuck.
This.
Shit.

I am the Muffin Man.
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#10
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Fuck.
This.
Shit.

I am the Muffin Man.


Liez!
For these things give thanks at nightfall:The day gone, a guttered torch,A sword tested, the troth of a maid,Ice crossed, ale drunk.-The Hávamál
#11
Quote by MuffinMan
Liez!


Nooooooo! *cowers away*
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#12
for some reason it makes me think of salisbury steak.
Schecter C-1+
Fender FM212R
Boss MD-2
A shitload of other pedals I never use.


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Only funny thing in this whole thread.
#13
the muffin man?
yes, the muffin man.
who lives on curie lane?
well, shes... married to the muffin man.
the muffin man??
THE MUFFIN MAN!!!!
hmm.. she's married to the muffin man.

=]
#14
I am the eggman
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#15
Yes, I know him...
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I...don't...get...this...thre (brain explodes)


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I make love to cheesecake.

#18
Quote by Kensai
I am the eggman

NO! I am l'oeuf means the egg in french so I am the eggman!
#19
Quote by loeuf
NO! I am l'oeuf means the egg in french so I am the eggman!


Son of a...

Fine, I'm the baconman.
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#21
Quote by fallout_girl
the muffin man?
yes, the muffin man.
who lives on curie lane?
well, shes... married to the muffin man.
the muffin man??
THE MUFFIN MAN!!!!
hmm.. she's married to the muffin man.

=]
What is that from? Dammit... I can almost remember.
ANDRE THE GIANT HAS A POSSE

Peace (sells)