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#1
Has anyone accidently said anything bad about their girlfriend to their face?

She came around once and I asked if she forget her hair brush, she was upset cause she had been trying to make it right.

I was in the shit.
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#3
No sir, i am not a lesbian.
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#5
Im not a girl no.
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#6
no but i usually think before i say, but then again thinking aloud do have its advantages

like being honest, and then she might (key word is might) agree and it will be all good.
#7
lol he means thats the bad thing he said to a girl
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I am strangely attracted to women...

I think i might be a lesbian
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#10
Yes, I said "Did you forget your hairbrush or something"

Meaning that her hair sucked.

Im a guy, shes a girl, obviously.
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#11
Gotta watch what you say around chicks. You might not have meant anything by it but you know how girls are. I don't know why the most of them are so damned complicated. Anyway next time she gets upset because she thinks her hair is messed up tell her to quit whining or youll put her under the garden.
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#16
call them fat! its fun to play with insecurities
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#18
You guys are unlucky my GF is awesome i make fun of her all the time i mean its all jokingly but shes one of those girls that are just one of the guys so she just makes fun of you back its awesome lol.
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You guys are unlucky my GF is awesome i make fun of her all the time i mean its all jokingly but shes one of those girls that are just one of the guys so she just makes fun of you back its awesome lol.


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#21
I meant to say "I love you," but it came out as "I hate you, you stupid ugly *****, get out of my life."

She was pretty pissed
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#22
i once said to my ex to whom i was talking on the phone to at a party ," i've got to go my Beer is getting warm ", boy was that the wrong thing to say
#23
How about "No thanks" to sex!

Must be crazy hey, but It drives them crazy!
#25
Who's ever called her by the name of an ex or of a feline friend?

Normally not a good thing!!
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#27
I did that, but then again, the last 2 girlfriends ive had have both been Jessica. lol
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#28
One of the old ones got mad because I wouldn't get up from bed and get her something to drink. She said she was thirsty.......I suggested that she get something to drink, she said I should get her something to drink.........I suggested that she ask politely next time and I might do it. Needless to say she got mad and told me that I didn't care for her enough. My response was that even the kids on the short bus can get their own water and from what i've seen so far she ain't retarded, but that she was quickly changing my mind. I haven't seen her in a while.
#29
My girlfriend asked me who i would most like to sleep with if it was a one night stand and i was really drunk. I as the idiot i am said my ex girlfriends name. I then went to ask her and she was like, "oooh, erm, yeh my ex too, course". I didn't think anything of it until one day she just couldn't hold it in anymore and i got such a bollocking. She now brings it up whenever we have an argument, not clever.
#31
she wasnt my gf but we were flirting heaps and all my mates told me she was aids/std's ridden.

can anyone guess who i asked to find out if it was true? hahaha

she was a crazy bitch anyways, i was in the mood for freaky sex!
#32
This girl was showing me her broken phone, and I asked if she sat on it. Luckily she didn't hear me.
#34
I was watching TV and on my mobile phone to a friend organising a jamming session for that weekend when my ex came into the room and said "I have gained 5 pounds" and without thinking, still on the phone I replied "Yea it shows, lovely"

She ran up stairs and cried. After I realised what she said I put the phone down and ran upstairs after her to apologise and beg for forgiveness.

She was locked in her room screaming at me and giving me the "So you think Im fat lecture."

No sex for a month after that.....
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#35
Not my girlfriend de facto, but a girl I messed around with. A fart slipped out while I was talking to her. She just laughed.

I haven't really had much of an opportunity to say really stupid things.
#36
about a week before i dumped my ex. i did one of those thing were you say the thing that your supposed to say in your head out loud and said "god-damn your ****ing annoying" and said "thats great" in my head
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#37
Haha.

Ive also said you can have the fat sausage...

I thought she was hungry. But she thought i was calling her fat.

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#38
Me: No I don't have any STD's. And if I DID, I got them from you!
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either punch her out with a brick......

or just talk normally to her....then punch her out with a brick

your call.

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#39
HAHA. My GF got her braces of and i said "Maaaaaan, What did you do to your faaaaaaaaaaaace"
#40
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