Poll: Patch's Animal Battle V
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View poll results: Patch's Animal Battle V
Red Panda (Mammals)
27 30%
Snowy Owl (Birds)
23 26%
Clown Triggerfish (Fish)
6 7%
Blue Poison Dart Frog (Amphibians/Reptiles)
33 37%
Voters: 89.
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#1
Welcome, UGers everywhere, to Patch's Animal Battle, Episode 5! Our last matchup was a nail-biter; let's hope this one is just as good!

Here's how it works:
You will see four animals, each representing one of the four teams: Mammals, Birds, Fish, and Amphibians/Reptiles. You will vote on which animal is the prettiest/coolest/most badass. The winner will move on to face challengers from the other three teams next time. Voters may post arguments in favor of their favorite animal or pics in attempt to sway the vote.

Now, consider carefully:

Representing the Mammal team, the Red Panda!


Representing the Bird team, the Snowy Owl!


Representing the Fish team, the Clown Triggerfish!


The two-time returning champion, representing the Amphibian/Reptile team, the Blue Poison Dart Frog!


Game on! Vote now!

[Scoreboard]
Last Episode: Specatcled Bear 27, Red Golden Pheasant 5, Weedy Sea Dragon 11, Blue Poison Dart Frog 28
Total Scores: Mammals 1, Birds 1, Fish 0, Amphibians/Reptiles 2
Longest Streak: Blue Poison Dart Frog, 2
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#2
Red Panda!

Red Panda!

Look how cute it is:

The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
Last edited by Dinkydaisy at Jan 30, 2007,
#4
The Blue Poison Dart Frog is the coolest frog i've ever seen, wins my vote. Sorry Red Panda.
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#5
the red panda isnt pretty, cool or badass. the blue frog is cool cos its blue and is badass cos its a 'poison dart frog'! it kills people!!! the only thing that will beat it is a cooler more badass reptile.
#8
Having previously voted for the Frog, I have decided to choose the snow Owl this time.

He looks like he's just took a deep hit from a bong.
#9
I was going to vote for the fish, but I realized I probably had no support on that end. So I went for the Snowy Owl.
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#12
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Snowy Owl for the O RLY? factor.

And yes I thought that before I saw someone else posted it :P


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#13
OOOO!!.. BLUE FROG!! FTW!!

cmon man.. its got darts!! POISONOUS DARTS!!
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#18
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OOOO!!.. BLUE FROG!! FTW!!

cmon man.. its got darts!! POISONOUS DARTS!!


The frog doesn't shoot darts.
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#20
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The frog doesn't shoot darts.




Stooopid frog..
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#21
That frog is the coolest animal i have ever seen!
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#22
The majority of Ug will vote for Poison Dart Frog simply because they lack the IQ to realise its just a name

and on subject I went for the Red Panda.

A cuties ability to give puppy eyes will always beat any frog.
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#24
Actually, the poison dart frog's name is not just a name; native peoples to the rainforest use the secretions from its skin to make poison darts.

Just FYI.
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#26
it's a toughie, I went for the frog, but nearly went for the owl with it's nasty stare
#27
The frog ruins every contest.

I wish there was an emoticon for being a sulky toddler. I'll settle with suicide instead.

The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#28
I am amazed at how well the frog has done; I've put it up against some seriously cool animals. I would vote for the owl myself, but I'm clearly biased.
Death to Ovation haters!
#29
Red Panda. How can you say no to this?
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#32
fish suck...i'm gonna go with the frog because i love frogs
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#34
I hope you realise that this is the 3rd of 5 animal battles with the frog in it.
#35
Gotta say the frog.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
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#37
How come I'm always part of such a minority that believes his animal is right?

I feel like a nader activist.
#38
Nothing can possibly defeat the frog. Look at it! Not only is it poisonous, it was designed on the day God was on acid.
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#39
Quote by Caustic
Nothing can possibly defeat the frog. Look at it! Not only is it poisonous, it was designed on the day God was on acid.


um, all the owl has to do is tear it up with its fucking big ass talons.
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