hey. carlin is amazing, hes a comic genios. and this is so true to. god its friggin hilarios. enjoy

Part 1: http://youtube.com/watch?v=no40BlyA3YQ&mode=related&search=george%20carlin

Part 2: http://youtube.com/watch?v=HpIQG3g03hw&mode=related&search=george%20carlin
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...Ben and Jerry (ba dum bum psh)

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I've seen it before, 'Jammin' In New York' is one of my favourite stand-ups ever.

When you said that before; I watched it on Youtube. Well, watched about ten minutes of it...then my computer crashed.

It was brilliant, though.
Aye, the full thing's here. It really gets going when he starts talking about things that bring people together about ten minutes in.

"Ever have to sneeze while you're taking a piss? It's frightening isn't it? You can't do it, because your brain knows - you might blow your asshole out"

For some reason he doesn't seem to be that famous in the UK.