#1
hey. carlin is amazing, hes a comic genios. and this is so true to. god its friggin hilarios. enjoy


Part 1: http://youtube.com/watch?v=no40BlyA3YQ&mode=related&search=george%20carlin

Part 2: http://youtube.com/watch?v=HpIQG3g03hw&mode=related&search=george%20carlin
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#3
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I've seen it before, 'Jammin' In New York' is one of my favourite stand-ups ever.


When you said that before; I watched it on Youtube. Well, watched about ten minutes of it...then my computer crashed.

It was brilliant, though.
#4
Aye, the full thing's here. It really gets going when he starts talking about things that bring people together about ten minutes in.

"Ever have to sneeze while you're taking a piss? It's frightening isn't it? You can't do it, because your brain knows - you might blow your asshole out"

For some reason he doesn't seem to be that famous in the UK.