How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

#3
7 and 1/2 pounds last time I checked
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A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as he could chuck if a woodchuck could could chuck wood.

...I think.

Your getting there............just multiply that by 2
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#9
Norris?

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#10
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?
And we will send you to whatever God you wish...
#11
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

EDIT: ^^^ NO! You beat me too it! By several seconds even!
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#13
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why can't woodchucks chuck wood?

says who?!
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#15
Wow, nobody's done it right yet, it's...

"A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woochuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris"
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says who?!


IF a wouldchuck could chuck wood
And we will send you to whatever God you wish...
#17
how much Norris could a Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris?
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#19
Wow, this thread is great! Where's Zuka when you need her? Or Bobbert for that matter...

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Norris?

[/terrible joke]


thats too much Chuck for any woodchuck
#22
Assuming a woodchuck could chuck would, would a woodchuck chuck would? Does a woodchuck need to chuck wood even if he could chuck wood? Even if a woodchuck would chuck wood and could chuck wood, would said woodchuck stop to consider the moral implications and societal impacts of said chucking? All things considered, this situation really begs the question: how much wood would anyone chuck if the individual in question could in fact chuck wood. We are now brought back to the original dilemma, which was the quantity of wood chucked if said woodchuck could chuck wood. If the woodchuck had no prior engagements and proper inspiration, perhaps he would chuck wood and the impacts of the aformentioned chucking could be debated 'till time itself stops.
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#24
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Wow, nobody's done it right yet, it's...

"A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woochuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris"

all of it, and the woodchuck
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#25
If you combine a chicken and a duck, you get a chuck, which just so happens to be half a woodchuck. If you multiply how much wood a chuck would chuck if a chuck could chuck wood by two, would you get how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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