#1
Have you ever stumbled on an excellent piece of advice in your years that you just have to spread around? This is the thread to do it in.
My advice - never masturbate with shampoo or conditioner as lube. NEVER I learnt this one the hard way
"Everybody, one day will die and be forgotten. Act and behave in a way that will make life interesting and fun. Find a passion, form relationships, don't be afraid to get out there and fuck what everyone else thinks."
#3
no doesnt mean no

it means yes
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i can become erect whilst displeasing women




What a talented person.
#4
Always apply aloe vera or an anti-irritant after shaving your balls, otherwise it's gonna itch like fuck.
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#5
Never snort pepper. It can kill you.
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#7
Here's my advice for any kids on UG

BE REALISTIC, GET A FUCKING EDUCATION - DON'T ARGUE, JUST GET A DEGREE AND DON'T DROP OUT.
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#8
dont mess with uncle ted when hes drunk, or naked, or both...

actually, just stay away from him..
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Peavey 5150 Head
Crate cab
Yamaha guitar (1st guitar)
Behringer V-ampire 112
#9
Never tell your mother to get off your computer and to stop adding stuff, when she's the one who bought it, and pays for it. Doesn;t go over well.
President of the Guitarists Born In 1991 Club. PM blues rocker or I to join

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I love you greendayguitar
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#10
if at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.

there's always a smaller, easily beat up person around to blame something on.
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I got crap to do, okay? Counter-Strike isn't going to play itself.
#11
don't try to suck yourself off it can really hurt your back
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Dan

Don't stop being you <3


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I think after this relentless adding for the last 10 mins, that Dan is the coolest looking. Goddamn welsh people and my great etc etc etc etc etc granddad is welsh.
#12
Quote by GoodNite_AmyLee
Here's my advice for any kids on UG

BE REALISTIC, GET A FUCKING EDUCATION - DON'T ARGUE, JUST GET A DEGREE AND DON'T DROP OUT.


You Sir, are a collection of penises.

I've been waiting to say that...
Last edited by ctb at Jan 30, 2007,
#13
Quote by Corpse_Defier
dont mess with uncle ted when hes drunk, or naked, or both...

actually, just stay away from him..


I have an uncle Ted and I don't think I ever see him get 'drunk'. Though I would avoid him if he was naked.

And now, my advice: sometimes you need to just observe.
Last edited by Tsunoyukami at Jan 30, 2007,
#14
Never eat yellow snow.

Never pee with the wind blowing in your face.
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Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

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they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#15
Quote by Tsunoyukami
I have an uncle Ted and I don't think I ever see him get 'drunk'. Though I would avoid him if he was naked.



as would i...
Gear:
Epiphone 1958 Black flyingv
Peavey 5150 Head
Crate cab
Yamaha guitar (1st guitar)
Behringer V-ampire 112
#16
My advice - never masturbate with shampoo or conditioner as lube. NEVER I learnt this one the hard way

Oh God... I learned the hard way too.

So painful.
#17
Quote by ctb
You Sir, are a collection of penises.

I've waiting to say that...




ctb, I grant you permission to use the phrase,

"You Sir, are a collection of penises".
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#18
Uh... Do unto others as you would have others do unto you.

I'm hoping that's at least the general gist of it. biblical quotations aren't my strong point.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#19
dont eat cold potatoes and chocolate in a sandwich together.
it is guarenteed to make you throw up.

also, dont cycle down large, steep hills into a main road.
it really is not fun in the end ¬_¬
#20
Quote by GoodNite_AmyLee
ctb, I grant you permission to use the phrase





My advice: Don't use Body Wash as Shampoo, it burns... well for me it did.
#21
ya... never get shampoo on your dickhole, it burns, espeacially when you piss....
Gear:
Epiphone 1958 Black flyingv
Peavey 5150 Head
Crate cab
Yamaha guitar (1st guitar)
Behringer V-ampire 112
#22
My main problem was all the skin peeled off my ****
Oh yeah, don't use Ice Cool shaving cream on your balls either. I also learnt that one the hard way
"Everybody, one day will die and be forgotten. Act and behave in a way that will make life interesting and fun. Find a passion, form relationships, don't be afraid to get out there and fuck what everyone else thinks."
#23
Don't tug on Superman's cape
Don't spit into the wind
Don't pull the mask of the Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim

(end quote)
Can't stop the signal.
#24
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PTARMIGAN DUNE?
Last edited by markr17 at Aug 28, 2016,