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Asshat. As in, you are a asshat.

This thread sucks.
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I like the e-thugs, if you know what I mean. Stuff like "If you said that to me in real life, I'd kick your ass! I'm really big!"
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what is the difference between online and real life insults? i just say what i say in real life...
"There are millions of people in the world, and none of those people are an extra. They're all leads in their own stories."
I'll opt for "Artard".
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I just say some big word (even small words like ignoramus work sometimes) and then they always go what the f*** does that mean and run off. It's really fun.
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I just say some big word (even small words like ignoramus work sometimes) and then they always go what the f*** does that mean and run off. It's really fun.

that only works in the pit where the i.q. average is below the retardation point

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What a talented person.
You're ugly and you can't read good.

Somebody might catch on to that.... And it's ultimate lameness....

Wait, online insult? Am I retarded for just noticing that, or is it everyone who seriously bitches over the internet?
i like to stick with the classic "n00b" or the leet "noobz012"
<Raven> I got so baked last night
<Raven> that I WOKE UP high o_o
<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
<Raven> I felt like I was being born.
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Is my favourite so far.

That is extremely weak and not funny, actually.

I prefer a nice and simple STFU & GTFO plz kthnxbye
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the real life equifilent to ''I know you are.. but what am I?''
I've always enjoyed using Josh Homme's word: Cocksmoker. It's nice, because you can use it in front of teachers. Maybe the kid you're insulting is a farmer that has to put roosters in the smoker as a part of his daily chores.
deffinately faggotwhor, not just online but in reality too
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Mine is I'll take your off my top friends list on Myspace. And I like ****tard.
Mine is making accute comparisons to the situation offender in terms of their lameness compared to Sinbad's lameness.

Don't ask >.>
either punch her out with a brick......

or just talk normally to her....then punch her out with a brick

your call.

lol whoever wore the coat was like 'wtf??? this coat smells like humping!'
You freakin' De De Dee...
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Quoting yourself is cool.

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I think mine wold have to be 'noob'

i'll pwn you nooblet!
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Yes...I just add suffixes to pre-existing insults. I feel that sack works particularly well...
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When I meet an online tough guy thug in those big MSN conversations, I'll start pretending to be gay and hit on them, and they take it really offensively.

One guy, I was like "You have a nice ass." and said "Dude, wtf? don't look at my ass you f.cking faggot! If I ever see you, I'm going to kick your ass."

I continued to lol at the fact that I'd never met or saw him, and that he didn't know how to take a joke.
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hey d00d i herd u dont like shred u r a genius 4 thinkin dat. all shred is fukin lame wit no soul u no wat im sayin??
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