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#1
okay so HYPOTHETICAL situation.

your grandma dies, and eventually, your grandpa gets married.
The lady he marries already has a kid, who has a kid. the second kid would then be my step cousin. follow so far?

heres the question: IF my step-cousin is hot...is okay to hit on her?

things to consider:

no blood relation
shes my cousin
hottness

now my grandpa IS thinking of remarrying, but i dont know the lady has any grandkids, so i guess when i find that out ill get back to ya.
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#2
You want to shag your step-cousin don't you?
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#3
I wouldn't think so since there's no blood relation. You should still fuck him/her if it's considered incest.
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#4
I thought about this once, until I realized all my step-cousins are ugly...then I kind of put it in the back of my mind.


EDIT: Easy game are you gonna be hunting her after or something?
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#8
So you're asking if u can hit on a POSSIBLE step-cousin you don't even know exists?

...

You my fellow friend, are pathetic.



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#10
I guess I used to be attracted to my cousin. Shut up! There is nothing wrong with our kind!
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#11
My step-cousin is pretty good looking...
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#14
Well being from Kentucky, I know a little something about cousin-loving.

The verdict is: GO FOR IT
#15
My roomie's dad used to make out with his cousin in the younger days... I've heard it from him in a restaurant infront of his family. Good times.....
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#16
The red flag:
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okay so HYPOTHETICAL situation.


So exactly HOW hot is your "cousin?"
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#17
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#19
there's barely any relation. Go ahead and **** your imaginary cousin if you want.
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#20
So IF your grandfather gets married and IF his new wife has a grand-daughter and IF shes hot.


Sure go ahead.

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#23
its only words that bind the two of you, not blood.
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#24
no heres an even crazier incest/ not incest question. Your going out with a girl. Her mom is single, your dad is single. Your gf's mom and your dad meet and fall in love and marry. Would you continue dating your gf? Or would you go on a rampage and kick your dad's ass for marrying your gf's mom.


edit: o btw no this hasn't happend to me thank god, but i cant even decide what i would do. I would probably just tell my dad he's not marrying that woman or im disowning him and running away with my gf.
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#25
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I don't care if she's your hermaphrodite big sister by blood. If she's hot, you should bone her.



you find hermaphrodites to be hot?


and this "hypothetical" question is far to detailed to not be true.

QUIT TRYING TO NAIL YOUR COUSIN.
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no heres an even crazier incest/ not incest question. Your going out with a girl. Her mom is single, your dad is single. Your gf's mom and your dad meet and fall in love and marry. Would you continue dating your gf? Or would you go on a rampage and kick your dad's ass for marrying your gf's mom.


edit: o btw no this hasn't happend to me thank god, but i cant even decide what i would do. I would probably just tell my dad he's not marrying that woman or im disowning him and running away with my gf.


I know some people like that. Except the younger couple was already married before their single parents married each other.
#27
Some of you UGers are pretty wierd.
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#29
Easy game I guess. But what if in some weird twist of fate the woman he ended up marrying was actually his 3rd cousin, and that made her daughter his 4th cousin, and her daughter his 5th cousin, you would be doing your 8th(?) cousin. That'd be pretty rad.
#30
I'm from Alabama, and I have two hot third cousins. Of course, I live in Tennessee now, but still...

I don't advocate it, but if it's just, you know, making out, then it wouldn't be so bad. However, you may have a step-cousin, who isn't related to you at all, so just don't tell anyone you're fucking your first cousin by law.
#31
Remember, incest is best, put your sister to the test!
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#32
wow i can almost hear the banjo's twanging....j/k
go for it.....and when she's not looking....go for the back door
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#33
I made my decision. definately wierd. dont do it But i had trouble thinking strait for this week i was talking with this girl who had the EXACT same last name as me. But we couldnt trace back any relation, and we looked quite a few generations. Thankfully we never went out. She was a hooker anyway, and a bitch. Besides i love my current gf so im glad i didnt go out with that hooker
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#34
She may be hot and you may not be realted, but that's going to make it awkward at family get togethers if it doesn't work out.


So all in all it's not worth it.
#36
You'll never be able to live it down.

Just...don't bother with it...there's plenty of other ladies out there...
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#38
your only related by law so it isnt really bad but people dont get it and ou wont be able to live it down so I wouldnt go for it, but if she was that good looking well go for it and make sure no one finds out because when in doubt

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#39
Uhh, problems not worth the reward. No.
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#40
This has been asked quite a few times in the last couple of weeks. The answers has always been "Do it"

So yea, go for it Cleatus
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