#1
Ok , this has been bothering me for a long time.

Apparently , you're not supposed to put condoms in your pocket , due to damage from heat.

Where the **** am I supposed to put it?
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#3
I put them in my night stand drawer, but they get used.

If you are talking about "just in case", then i would say car (or if you are younger) backpack.
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#4
a cool dry place
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#6
There is a spot, right behind your ballsack that will fit it perfectly.

Come on, this is common knowledge here
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#11
put it in your pocket

everyone knows that girls like hot melted plastic in there poon

have fun
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#13
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haha, I'm surprised that wasn't the first reply.

From the thread title I was expecting someone about to have sex asking "OMGz werez do i put my ween-R in!??!"
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#21
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#22
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Wallet?

..Yes and thread title is misleading. Completely misleading.


Nah, the whole point of this thread is finding an alternative to put a condom, because in a pocket it will overheat and ruin the latex (or whatever it's made out of). If it's going to overheat in a pocket, it will definitly overheat in a wallet.
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#23
I keep mine in a shoebox next to my bed. Quick and easy access before they wake up, you see.
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#25
hide it in your girlfriend
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#26
or put it on your big toe and see if it fits
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Me "Have you ever bled out your arse-hole?"

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#27
Well, I put mine in my fanny pack. Not only does it keep the condom safe, but ladies LOVE the fanny pack.
#28
leave some in a drawer in your bedroom. it's not that hard...






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#29
If you're going out and you need one... put it in your jacket pocket.

Because it's not directly against your body it won't deteriorate from heat.
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#30
I put my condoms on my penis, failing that: my wallet
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#31
I wear it like a hat... just like in Porky's
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#32
Am I the only person who carries a mini-fridge everywhere? 'Cause let me tell ya. It rocks. Whether I'm itchin' for a cold one, or if I wanna get funky with a lady, it's definately worth the cronic back distortion.

And how about a wallet? In...in your pocket. Damn. I had something there.