Poll: Penguins or Ducks.
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Penguin
75 60%
Duck
29 23%
Wtf dude....
20 16%
Voters: 124.
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#1
Simple premise. Same as cock fighting cept with Penguins and Ducks fighting each other. My question is simple. Should it be legal and who would win?
Last edited by Magero at Jan 31, 2007,
#2
Oh I thought it was a hockey fight that I missed

and I voted duck, penguins are too slow, and they don't have enough reach
#3
I vote penguins, they have pointy beaks and they are pretty fat. They could just body slam the ducks.
#4
Yeh I thought you were talking hockey too.

I'd say Penguin, just because they're so awesome.
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#5
I'd go penguins. They are teh awes0me sex. I want one. And I shall keep him in my freezer. And call him Pengy. And he will eat fish and be awesome.
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I'd go penguins. They are teh awes0me sex. I want one. And I shall keep him in my freezer. And call him Pengy. And he will eat fish and be awesome.


Then he would turn the fish into poo, and spend the next few days crapping all over your floor. Although it may be worth it for penguin eggs
#10
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Then he would turn the fish into poo, and spend the next few days crapping all over your floor. Although it may be worth it for penguin eggs

Then I Will shoot him. Take his eggs and hatch them. Then I will repeat.
#11
Penguins.

I hate Penguins. I hate ducks, I really don't give a damn who wins. But, penguins look like they are wearing tuxedos. As far as I am concerned, the James Bond of the bird world is going to take the prize every time. Too damn stylish to lose a fight.
#12
Although ducks are evil, i still vote penguins. They're vicious little bastards if you get close enough.
#15
voted for the duck. there badass i go chased by one once, scared the crap outta me. Penguins dont seem like good fighters
#16
I say penguins. Ducks can only really bite, and the penguins won't feel it through their fat .
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#17
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I'd go penguins. They are teh awes0me sex. I want one. And I shall keep him in my freezer. And call him Pengy. And he will eat fish and be awesome.

Penguins are the best
im gonna get a jackass penguin because they live in south africa and thats not that cold =]
#18
both penguins and ducks scare the hell outta me, so either make that an option or I'm not voting.
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#19
penguins V ducks isn't really fair. But penguins V Geese would be awsome cos geese are pure evil. fucking geese. I HATE GEESE THEY BEET ME UP WHEN I WAS THREE. i got my revenge though...
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#21
Ducks win.
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#23
Penguins because they got Sidney Crosby on thier side. Also because the Ducks suck.
#25
Ducks can Fly away for a while or atack from the sky ...
So my Duck (Donald Duck, Daffie Duck or whatever duck you like) will kick your Pinguin's ass!
#26
I've seen Happy Feet, those ****ers think dancing can solve problems

They'd have no chance against a strong-willed duck.
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Pff, fuck that. You wanna see a real fight?

Watch this.


Now THATS funny...
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#29
Is that the rabbit video?

I love that.
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#30
I thought this was somehow going to relate to the Mighty Ducks movies..oh well

A penguin! Definatly.
#31
Are you talking 'bout the African or the European penguin?
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#32
penguin > duck

penguin would smack the f*ckers out of the sky

rabbit > snake

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#33
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I thought this was somehow going to relate to the Mighty Ducks movies..oh well

A penguin! Definatly.


Mighty Ducks kids team from the movies vs the Pittsburgh Penguins team at the moment. I would pay good money to see that game. Watch a little fat jewish kid getting pwned by Sidney Crosby.
#36
Penguins will win in my opinion. They have Sydney Crosby, Danny Malkin, and Jordan (?) Staal.
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#37
That snake's a pussy... lol

and I seriously thought this was a hockey fight between Anaheim and Pittsburg... but oh well.

EDIT: Danny Malkin? Close enough I guess... it's Evgeni.
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That snake's a pussy... lol

and I seriously thought this was a hockey fight between Anaheim and Pittsburg... but oh well.

EDIT: Danny Malkin? Close enough I guess... it's Evgeni.



I wish it was, because that would be awesome, I'd want the pens to win, because i hate the ducks.
#39
Pens are playin the Habs tonight... that's gonna be a sweet game.
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