#1
OK, our school is having our fair in two days... We had an idea of having this "Handcuff Booth" where people pay to handcuff two people together. So the couple that gets handcuffed walk around handcuffed for about half an hour or so. So we gave this to the people fixing up our fair and this guy approves it so we pay 500 pesos(about 10 dollars) to sign our booth up and we collect the funds our class made to buy handcuffs and stuff. Wewere planning everything already and this guy comes up to us and tells us our booth was disapproved. It was disapproved because a guy and a girl walking around handcuffed to each other is something that "might ruin the school's image" or something like that.

We have a day to think of another booth so I decided, after checking Google and stuff, I'll ask the people on UG. So any ideas?

Another thing, as you can see, our school is strictly Catholic so they wouldn't approve kissing booths(our school's all boys anyway), marraige booths, any booth with gambling and stuff like that, ends at 7:00pm(I know, my school's f-ed up).

Here I am asking UG-dwellers for help on a booth idea that we can come up with and put up in a day.. Thanks in advance guys!
#2
A kissing booth.

A Lesbian booth.

A sticky-tape two cats together booth.
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#3
I cant think of anything...

BTW How old are you?
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#4
A booth for people who made little booths out of shoe boxes.

A chocolate one? I don't know...
#5
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#7
I surprise sex booth.

People pay and get to choose which tent they go in.

There are 6 tents, containing:

A hot girl
A hot guy
An ugly girl
An ugly guy
A dog
A horse


Whatever they choose, they get laid.
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I surprise sex booth.

People pay and get to choose which tent they go in.

There are 6 tents, containing:

A hot girl
A hot guy
An ugly girl
An ugly guy
A dog
A horse


Whatever they choose, they get laid.


Don't think so...
#10
And there could be a surprise one, which would cost extra.

It could have 1 of 3 things.

Nothing
3 horny lesbians
3 horny overweight black rapists
#11
Quote by jhardcore
And there could be a surprise one, which would cost extra.

It could have 1 of 3 things.

Nothing
3 horny lesbians
3 horny overweight black rapists


You fail at stealing jokes....no offence.
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#12
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You fail at stealing jokes....no offence.
I laff'd.

EDIT: I mean at Jhardcore's joke, not at you.

And have a... um... potato throwing booth. Throw a tato at something, and if you win you get a pat on the back.
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#13
Yeah, relaly badly^^
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#14
I was pwned....he made the joke in the first place.

I feel like a cunt...I won't edit my post just to show my newbieness...
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#15
*ignores the fact that Teh Traineez0rz dislikes my jokes*

Maybe you could follow a catholic theme (as it's a catholic school) and have 'pin the Jesus on the crucifix' or something to that effect.
#17
Put teachers in stocks n thow things at em(like water bombs n stuff)...that what we do and people will pay to do it =)
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#18
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You should be flaming me d00d.

I liked your joke.



I don't flame people you pathetic knob-choking bitch
#19
the best fun i ever had with booths was a sock wrestling booth
my oh my i love sock wrestling
please tell me u know what that is
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#20
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I don't flame people you pathetic knob-choking bitch


lol

I'm offering my service for as UG's Joke Policeman, making sure people don't steal other peoples jokes ummm.

/is trying to gather up what pride he has left

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#21
Ok officer Teh Traineez0rz, where can I go about paying my recycledpitjoke ticket?


(The poor person who made this thread has gotten about 2 serious suggestions)
#22
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*ignores the fact that Teh Traineez0rz dislikes my jokes*

Maybe you could follow a catholic theme (as it's a catholic school) and have 'pin the Jesus on the crucifix' or something to that effect.


I would pay money to play that!!!
#23
Or you could play the 'God hates black people Booth game' where there are black people figurines lined up and you pretend to be God and throw stuff at them.

(That may actually be taking it a bit too far)
#24
i dunno.....a booth booth? like a couch booth where people can just go to relax

and serve cocktales
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#25
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i dunno.....a booth booth? like a couch booth where people can just go to relax

and serve cocktales


That's a pretty good idea too. I have a feeling it's taken but I'll find out. Thanks man

EDIT: Keep the ideas coming UG!
#26
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Ok officer Teh Traineez0rz, where can I go about paying my recycledpitjoke ticket?


(The poor person who made this thread has gotten about 2 serious suggestions)


2 serious suggestions counting my pizza one aswell??

Because pizza sells out fast, our school has fund raisers where the juniors from the other campuses have stalls and the pizza ones always make cash.

I'll let you off with a warning.
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#27
Quote by Teh Traineez0rz
2 serious suggestions counting my pizza one aswell??

Because pizza sells out fast, our school has fund raisers where the juniors from the other campuses have stalls and the pizza ones always make cash.

I'll let you off with a warning.



Yeah, at my school we regular sell pizza to raise money.

Once the person who sold me some was this really hot chick. She ended up winning 'Teen Face Tasmania' whatever that is.
#28
For a second I thought you meant you were making a UG booth and needed ideas. If it was that, make a pit booth and either have a bunch of people make fun of them, or make it a giant censored block thing.

BUT since its a fund raiser thing, do like in Revenge Of The Nerds and sell cream pies with porn on the botton of the tin thing, but do say their there. Or you could take our brilliant schools idea and sell magazine subscribtions (cant spell because of the school...).
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#29
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OK, our school is having our fair in two days... We had an idea of having this "Handcuff Booth" where people pay to handcuff two people together. So the couple that gets handcuffed walk around handcuffed for about half an hour or so. So we gave this to the people fixing up our fair and this guy approves it so we pay 500 pesos(about 10 dollars) to sign our booth up and we collect the funds our class made to buy handcuffs and stuff. Wewere planning everything already and this guy comes up to us and tells us our booth was disapproved. It was disapproved because a guy and a girl walking around handcuffed to each other is something that "might ruin the school's image" or something like that.

We have a day to think of another booth so I decided, after checking Google and stuff, I'll ask the people on UG. So any ideas?

Another thing, as you can see, our school is strictly Catholic so they wouldn't approve kissing booths(our school's all boys anyway), marraige booths, any booth with gambling and stuff like that, ends at 7:00pm(I know, my school's f-ed up).

Here I am asking UG-dwellers for help on a booth idea that we can come up with and put up in a day.. Thanks in advance guys!


have the booth of.......


NOTHIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!