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#1
what was the best thing that ever happend to you in school?
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#2
blowjob in the bathroom

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i can become erect whilst displeasing women




What a talented person.
#3
I learned stuff...


hahaha nah blowjob
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#7
Quote by ImSheddingSkin
Wtf where the **** you guys live to get bjs at school ? :p


live...?
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#8
Social Dancing. It's when the girls and boys are forced to dance with one another to Christmas music. It's awesome cos you get to dance with all the hot ones and hold their hips

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#10
lol blowjob for sure. or while losin my v card and looking at the clock and thinking that i should be in math class.
#12
Blowjob.

Nah, I would say winning a Battle of the Bands there. Great feeling.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#13
Quote by ImSheddingSkin
Wtf where the **** you guys live to get bjs at school ? :p



its not about WHERE you live.....its about HOW you live


everyone knows that
Quote by DieGarbageMan
i can become erect whilst displeasing women




What a talented person.
#14
Quote by rockstar mace
blowjob in the bathroom



+1

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#15
Blowjob.
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#16
Music class...because it was music class.

Lots of fun jamming after class to Hendrix and Zeppelin and Sabbath and such too.
#20
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Blowjob

/band wagon



wait...did you give or get?
Quote by DieGarbageMan
i can become erect whilst displeasing women




What a talented person.
#22
Quote by HawkaLuigi
How do you get these BJs? Tell me your secrets!!




They find the nastiest girl and offer 1 dollar, then lie on ug about it!
#24
Wow im gonna have to get myself a blowjob tomorrow just to fit in with the UG crowd
#25
Quote by guitar.god.420
They find the nastiest girl and offer 1 dollar, then lie on ug about it!



Haha wow, so there's no hope for the UGers who don't boast.
Get off my lawn.
#27
Quote by guitar.god.420
when kensai gave me a blowjob in the bathroom!


You wish...

no wait.....
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#28
Quote by guitar.god.420
They find the nastiest girl and offer 1 dollar, then lie on ug about it!



hey man wtf thats not cool.....i gave her 2 dollars
Quote by DieGarbageMan
i can become erect whilst displeasing women




What a talented person.
#29
Quote by rockstar mace
hey man wtf thats not cool.....i gave her 2 dollars



wow, big spender, she must have been hot for 2 dollars
#31
When I took a dump in the hallway and everyone was all like "OMGWTFBBQ!!!!111ONEONELEVEN!!!11! ITZ A BIG TURD!!111ONE ZOMGROFL"




That didn't really happen, btw.
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#32
When a teacher I looked up to told me my story was "one of the best" he's ever read.


Man, I'm a fucking nerd.
#34
haha my favourite time was when my school got burned down and i got a month off school! bunch of guys broke in at new years eve, had a party , and set fire to it before they left. as you do.
they didnt get the principals office though, so they came back at easter and burned that bit of the school too. one guy got sentenced for it in december but it was in january 05 that it happened
#37
Going to Guatemala in grade 12 was the highlight. Then getting the opportunity 2 months before graduation to move in with some friends.
#38
Sitting next to this girl for a while, who has a god damm nice ass, who always lets me feel it. Only me, her boyfriend, and my friend. She like me best Needless to say what i done
#39
jesus christ so many people saying blowjob... how do you really do it? or are you serious about the $1-2 thing?
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