#1
ok, so me and a couple other friends were having this conversation about cereal box characters today. Some i feel sorry for, others i hate. Here are their stories.

1. The wolf from Cookie Crisp. He is always trying to grab the cookie crisp. he floats right by the damn window but he misses every time. what. a. loser. and also, what happened to the Cookie Crisp dog?

2. Captain Crunch. He is always happy. Always. How can you be that damn happy when you are driving ships through people's walls and giving kids drugs (cereal) that turns everything into cereal. He must have a huge bill to pay for wall repairs.

3. The Trix Rabbit. Trix are for kids. How many times have you heard that before? How can you be a mascot for a cereal if those kids have never let you taste it before? Let the rabbit have his Trix.

4. The Lucky Charms Leprachan. (sp?) He is on drugs. he is always seeing rainbows and running around aimlessly and he counts on cereal to magically save him. He is the opposite of the Trix Rabbit. He always runs away from the kids and never gives them any cereal. I bet he was real pissed off when he found out they were selling it in stores.

5. The Cocoa Puffs Guy. (forgot what it was). He is always cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. Also on drugs.

That is a small list of some of these characters i was talking about. The only one i like is Tony the Tiger (Frosted Flakes). There is nothing wrong with him. Anyways, feel free to add to the list.
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#2
This is more of a "you had to be there" type of thing, but I get where you're coming from. I always wondered where the Cookie Crisp dog went to. I remember those Commercials from when I was like, six or seven.
#3
Um.....Count Chocula, Boo Berry, and Frankenberry are the only true cereal characters.
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#4
There are two types of people in the world.

Lucky Charms People: People who run away from the kids trying to get his/her delicious treats

Trix People: People who CHASE the kids looking to intice his utter need for their treats.
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#5
Why wasn't there anything on Count Chocula? I mean it's a great cereal, but really a vampire as a cereal mascot? Although he looks quite friendly, don't let him deceive you, he is actually a bloodthirsty fiend!
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3. The Trix Rabbit. Trix are for kids. How many times have you heard that before? How can you be a mascot for a cereal if those kids have never let you taste it before? Let the rabbit have his Trix.


do you have a damn clue why the kids pwn the rabbit all the time???? i'll tell ya why. it's cause if he succeds and gets the trix, all hell is gonna break loose. how you ask? i'll ****ing tell you. if the rabbit got ahold of the trix he'd finally have the power to control the world. There are these molecules in trix ceral that contain immortallity, but only if you are a rabbit. if you're a human and eat them nothing will happen they're just taste delicious, but if you're a rabbit, you can became invincible. but you have to remember that the trix rabbit ain't no ordinary rabbit. It's rumored that a few years back up in Canada in this reasearch lab, he was created. he can talk like us, touch himself like us, and yes, eat like us. With the DNA in his body and him being a rabbit and the molecules in the trix, it's like dropping a nuclear warhead onto the world...so theose little tikes are everyday heros and deserve to be given a gift card to wal-mart or something. but the other theory is that the rabbit is just some weird critter that's hungry and the kids are just being bastards.

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count chocula ftw
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That is a small list of some of these characters i was talking about. The only one i like is Tony the Tiger (Frosted Flakes). There is nothing wrong with him. Anyways, feel free to add to the list

What do you mean nothing wrong with him, he's a bloodthirsty tiger. His famous catch phrase of "There great" is just to make him look good
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do you have a damn clue why the kids pwn the rabbit all the time???? i'll tell ya why. it's cause if he succeds and gets the trix, all hell is gonna break loose. how you ask? i'll ****ing tell you. if the rabbit got ahold of the trix he'd finally have the power to control the world. There are these molecules in trix ceral that contain immortallity, but only if you are a rabbit. if you're a human and eat them nothing will happen they're just taste delicious, but if you're a rabbit, you can became invincible. but you have to remember that the trix rabbit ain't no ordinary rabbit. It's rumored that a few years back up in Canada in this reasearch lab, he was created. he can talk like us, touch himself like us, and yes, eat like us. With the DNA in his body and him being a rabbit and the molecules in the trix, it's like dropping a nuclear warhead onto the world...so theose little tikes are everyday heros and deserve to be given a gift card to wal-mart or something. but the other theory is that the rabbit is just some weird critter that's hungry and the kids are just being bastards.

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I always thought Tony The Tiger was a little creepy.

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#13
...during the mid sixties i believe or so (not sure) there was this kind of voting campaign that was going on with trix that let kids all over the US choose whether or not to let the trix rabbit have some cereal, and they voted yes and there was a comercial where he finally does eat trix..but soon after he slaughtered the children for satan. that's why you should never trust a giant white rabbit that can talk and has a craving for cereal.
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do you have a damn clue why the kids pwn the rabbit all the time???? i'll tell ya why. it's cause if he succeds and gets the trix, all hell is gonna break loose. how you ask? i'll ****ing tell you. if the rabbit got ahold of the trix he'd finally have the power to control the world. There are these molecules in trix ceral that contain immortallity, but only if you are a rabbit. if you're a human and eat them nothing will happen they're just taste delicious, but if you're a rabbit, you can became invincible. but you have to remember that the trix rabbit ain't no ordinary rabbit. It's rumored that a few years back up in Canada in this reasearch lab, he was created. he can talk like us, touch himself like us, and yes, eat like us. With the DNA in his body and him being a rabbit and the molecules in the trix, it's like dropping a nuclear warhead onto the world...so theose little tikes are everyday heros and deserve to be given a gift card to wal-mart or something. but the other theory is that the rabbit is just some weird critter that's hungry and the kids are just being bastards.


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Yeah, I live near the Research Plant. It's right down my street actually.
And that really, was not funny.

i just calls em as i sees em

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do you have a damn clue why the kids pwn the rabbit all the time???? i'll tell ya why. it's cause if he succeds and gets the trix, all hell is gonna break loose. how you ask? i'll ****ing tell you. if the rabbit got ahold of the trix he'd finally have the power to control the world. There are these molecules in trix ceral that contain immortallity, but only if you are a rabbit. if you're a human and eat them nothing will happen they're just taste delicious, but if you're a rabbit, you can became invincible. but you have to remember that the trix rabbit ain't no ordinary rabbit. It's rumored that a few years back up in Canada in this reasearch lab, he was created. he can talk like us, touch himself like us, and yes, eat like us. With the DNA in his body and him being a rabbit and the molecules in the trix, it's like dropping a nuclear warhead onto the world...so theose little tikes are everyday heros and deserve to be given a gift card to wal-mart or something. but the other theory is that the rabbit is just some weird critter that's hungry and the kids are just being bastards.


fail


EDIT: to the TS: were you high when you guys were talking bout that? what about toucan sam? i know for a FACT that b!tch is on acid. he sees the smell of the cereal!!
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EDIT: to the TS: were you high when you guys were talking bout that? what about toucan sam? i know for a FACT that b!tch is on acid. he sees the smell of the cereal!!


but when i watch TV, i'm not on acid, and i see toucan sam see the smell.


whats up with the toucans little nephews that he trains to smell/eat cereal?
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but when i watch TV, i'm not on acid, and i see toucan sam see the smell.


whats up with the toucans little nephews that he trains to smell/eat cereal?


huh? you didnt understand my post. what i mean by that is "toucan sam is on acid cuz he can see the smell" YOU can see it when not on acid because it is a COMMERCIAL. and is FICTIONAL

EDIt: also hes training them because he is so strung out on his crack loops, that he believes his nephews are out to steal the frootloops from him, hes actually training them to smell trix cereal to piss that rabbit off even more. they only THINK hes helping them follow there nose to frootloops
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and also, no we were not high when we were talking about this.
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