#1
simple, this the the new, only thread where you confess all the bad things you've ever done.

i once put earwax in someone else's drink
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#2
i once put all the incriminating evidence that exists about me on an internet site where my real identity is hardly a secret.
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#3
well this is a serious one

i put my moms 20 yearold favourite watch in the washing machine and dryer

and i cant find one just like it and its a collectors editiion and its like 20 years old and shes like crying every night


and looking for it going to pawn shops to see if she dropped it and someone pawned it off
but she cant find it because its at Kiefermatots house
and,...when i get money im fixing it


but i just feel so BAD
#4
i used the search button


just kidding this just may be original


My brother made me mad so i sat on his pillow naked
#5
gd, keep em coming
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#6
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i used the search button


just kidding this just may be original


My brother made me mad so i sat on his pillow naked

hahaha.... sweet revenge
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smoke, you get more awesome by the minute..... You have an epic beard, live near woods, listen to metal, grill stuff using makeshift bbqs out of old cans, and now we find out you have stabbed someone in the dick
#7
Quote by Tedward
i used the search button


just kidding this just may be original


My brother made me mad so i sat on his pillow naked


thats awesome, i used to do that, not naked tho, just rub my ass on it. He punched hard once he found out.
#8
I pissed in a jug of beer at a party and someone drank it
and I got a blow job at another party when I could hear my girlfriend talking around the corner
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#9
Quote by x/taluha
well this is a serious one

i put my moms 20 yearold favourite watch in the washing machine and dryer

and i cant find one just like it and its a collectors editiion and its like 20 years old and shes like crying every night


and looking for it going to pawn shops to see if she dropped it and someone pawned it off
but she cant find it because its at Kiefermatots house
and,...when i get money im fixing it


but i just feel so BAD

Why dont you just tell her? go up to her, tell her what you did and that it was an accident, act really upset about it which it sounds like you are anyway, and say you didnt tell her because you were trying to save up money to have it fixed.

Her maternal instinct will kick in if you're obviously upset. and the fact that it was an accident and you were trying to get it fixed should save you from any repercussions.
#12
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gd, keep em coming

What, do you feed off of people's sorrow or something?

And anyways, I don't know. I put my friend's hand it cold water when he's sleeping sometimes. I do it alot, too, so it's starting to wear out it's welcome. And he doesn't like having me over at his house anymore.
#13
i used to like this song by the turtles called happy together, its a really cheesy gay song but i fot i was in love
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#14
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That's no excuse.

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#15
o ive got another one it was only a brief second but once just once i liked a slipnot song
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#16
I once slaughtered a busload of babies with a spork. Top that.
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#17
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What, do you feed off of people's sorrow or something?

And anyways, I don't know. I put my friend's hand it cold water when he's sleeping sometimes. I do it alot, too, so it's starting to wear out it's welcome. And he doesn't like having me over at his house anymore.


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#18
Me and my sister got into a car fight. She jumped on me and started nailing the skin off my arm, so I kicked her in the nose to get her off me. Yeah, I felt pretty bad about that.
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#19
I have a penis.
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#21
im the best guitarist in the world but my sin is i dont let people hear it!
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#23
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I have a bigger penis
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#24
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I once slaughtered a busload of babies with a spork. Top that.

I eat babies. Top that.
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#26
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I eat babies. Top that.


I do a pop and eat - pop the baby, anally gaping off my dick and into my mouth.

Top that.
#27
Quote by TimmyPage06
I do a pop and eat - pop the baby, anally gaping off my dick and into my mouth.

Top that.

That's alright, you win, champ.
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#28
Quote by TimmyPage06
I do a pop and eat - pop the baby, anally gaping off my dick and into my mouth.

That just killed my boner..... I've done naked pillow sitting also, but he never found out what the smell was.