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#1
Do you know those lyrics that someone should be shot for writing?
I can only think of a few off the top of my head but

How You Remind Me by Nickelback wins the prize: "Yeah yeah yeah no no"

I mean what the ****?
#2
Pretty much any Nickelback song "Youre so far away. far away. I keep drea-eaming that I'll be see-eeing you"


retarded
#3
anything emo, but they'll just do the job of killing themselves for me so i have no worries
UNLEASH THE FOCKING BURGERS
#4
"GIRL!
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow!
At the gay bar.
Now Tell me do ya?, but do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

(Pause)

I've got something to put in you,
I need ta buckle down!! YEAH!
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow!

You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Yeah! you're a superstar, yeah at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Superstar.
Super, super, superstar
"
#5
Gay Bar rules

And any Godsmack or Default song lyrics suck dick. Actually, both bands just suck in general and should be shot.
Drop another coin in the slot, and I will tell you more...
#6
"Thats great
it starts with an earthquake
???, and aeroplanes"

That part of the REM song "Its the end of the world" bothers the **** out of me.
Green Tinted Sixties Mind
#7
Alot of classic rock songs suck. Battle of Evermore for example. Who cares about LOTR? And dragon force suck at lyrics.
#9
Jamelia works on my nerves these days. Like "beware of the dog" -.-.

And omg at "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me".
#10
Quote by ImSheddingSkin
Jamelia works on my nerves these days. Like "beware of the dog" -.-.

And omg at "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me".


My dad has been singing that ****ing song for the last 2 ****ing years.
Green Tinted Sixties Mind
#13
*Deep Breath*

Hey dude
Hey dude
Hey dude
Hey bro
Hey buddy
Hey dude
Hey dude
Hey dude
Hey dude I was thinking we could go do
something dirty
Hey dude I was thinking we could go do
something dirty
Yea
Uh I don't know dude
I like to do manly things
You know just manly guys
Do manly things
You know what I mean?
Listen
I like to do manly things
But
I like baby to do them with you
I was thinking we could go do
Something dirty
Yea
Da da da da Dirty
yea
Dirty? Well like what?
Sorta like soccer practice
With the water polo team
Do some track and field
On the football green
Go to the locker room
Do some weight training
It would be real hot
Join the army
soccer practice
soc soc soc soc soccer practice
Soc Soc soc soccer practice
soc soc soc soc soccer practice
soc soc soc
I'm a dirty frat boy
On a dirty soccer team
Go into the locker room
after wrestling
I'm a dirty frat boy
on a dirty soccer team
go into the locker room
after wrestling
I was there
because my buddy's down
there is nothing wrong with
helping a buddy out
I was there
because my buddy's down
there is nothing wrong with
helping a buddy out
with soccer practice
with the water polo team
do some track and field
on the football green
go to the locker room
do some weight training
it would be real hot
if we join the army
marines air force of course
YES SIR
soccer practice
soc soc soc soc soccer practice
soc soc soc soc soccer practice
soc soc soc soc soccer practice
soc soc soc soc soccer practice
Hey buddy
Hey Bro
Hey dude Hey dude Hey dude
Soccer practice
with the water polo team
do some track and field
on the football green
go to the locker room
do some weight training
dude it would be real hot
join the army
soccer practice oooh
soccer practice
get a cold
shower
do it now
for your coach
oh oh oh
soccer practice
oooh
soccer practice
soc soc soc soc soccer practice
soc soc soc soc soccer practice
wait a minute dude
you're not talking about joining the army or soccer practice at all are you?
You're right
I'm not
Alright boys, shower up
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#15
Quote by ImSheddingSkin
xD


Its not ****ing funny, its traumatizing. He doesnt ****ing stop. And most of the time, he doesnt get the lyrics right.
Green Tinted Sixties Mind
#16
Quote by guitar_man_guy
*Deep Breath*

Hey dude
Hey dude
Hey dude
Hey bro
Hey buddy
Hey dude
Hey dude
Hey dude
Hey dude I was thinking we could go do
something dirty
Hey dude I was thinking we could go do
something dirty
Yea
Uh I don't know dude
I like to do manly things
You know just manly guys
Do manly things
You know what I mean?
Listen
I like to do manly things
But
I like baby to do them with you
I was thinking we could go do
Something dirty
Yea
Da da da da Dirty
yea
Dirty? Well like what?
Sorta like soccer practice
With the water polo team
Do some track and field
On the football green
Go to the locker room
Do some weight training
It would be real hot
Join the army
soccer practice
soc soc soc soc soccer practice
Soc Soc soc soccer practice
soc soc soc soc soccer practice
soc soc soc
I'm a dirty frat boy
On a dirty soccer team
Go into the locker room
after wrestling
I'm a dirty frat boy
on a dirty soccer team
go into the locker room
after wrestling
I was there
because my buddy's down
there is nothing wrong with
helping a buddy out
I was there
because my buddy's down
there is nothing wrong with
helping a buddy out
with soccer practice
with the water polo team
do some track and field
on the football green
go to the locker room
do some weight training
it would be real hot
if we join the army
marines air force of course
YES SIR
soccer practice
soc soc soc soc soccer practice
soc soc soc soc soccer practice
soc soc soc soc soccer practice
soc soc soc soc soccer practice
Hey buddy
Hey Bro
Hey dude Hey dude Hey dude
Soccer practice
with the water polo team
do some track and field
on the football green
go to the locker room
do some weight training
dude it would be real hot
join the army
soccer practice oooh
soccer practice
get a cold
shower
do it now
for your coach
oh oh oh
soccer practice
oooh
soccer practice
soc soc soc soc soccer practice
soc soc soc soc soccer practice
wait a minute dude
you're not talking about joining the army or soccer practice at all are you?
You're right
I'm not
Alright boys, shower up


What the...Last year, this band came to our downtown festival and started singing about homework and school and stuff
Green Tinted Sixties Mind
#17
Once more I'll say goodbye to you
Things happen and we don't really know why (wtf?!)
If it's supposed to be like this
Why do must of us ignore the chance to miss....
Oh yeah

Seriously...what are they on about?!
Some people wait a lifetime, some simply accept...

...Some of us crash land, some of us eject...

...Some restore the blood flow, some just let it go and bleed...

...Some of us obsess, some move on to something new
#18
that gay pimp video is frickin hilarious. I get the song stuck in my head for weeks.
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#20
ROCK LOBSTER LYRICS- by the b-52s

We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam

Down, down

Underneath the waves
Mermaids wavin'
Wavin' to mermen
Wavin' sea fans
Sea horses sailin'
Dolphins wailin'

Red snappers snappin'
Clam shells clappin'
Muscles flexin'
Flippers flippin'

Down, down

Let's rock!

Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'

Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dogfish
Chased by a catfish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhale
HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!


that song taught me the secret to life
#22
Quote by guitar?
Alot of classic rock songs suck. Battle of Evermore for example. Who cares about LOTR? And dragon force suck at lyrics.



Led Zeppelin is the only band that can make a song about LOTR cool. Also Ramble On is about LOTR.


But anyway I can't stand Crazy Bitch. It has like 3 lines then he keeps repeating the same shit over and over again.
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#23
"I'm Madly in anger with you".

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#24
<_<


>_>


Any Pixies song!!
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#29
Quote by DanteR*


"My life style determines my death style".




That song makes me want to bang my head against a wall. I think that's gotta be the worst.
#30
Say It Loud - I'm Black and I'm Proud by James Brown


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#31
How could you possibly put rock lobster in this thread! that song is pure genius.
But id have to agree with whoever said dragonforce lyrics suck. That band does nothing for me.
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#32
any rap song wtf they dont talk about anything exept 4 girls drugs and how much better they are then u
#33
Iron Maiden - Man On The Edge
"The car is an oven and baking is wild".
Dont get me wrong, the Blaze years of Maiden were ace, but those lyrics...eurgh.
#34
Most modern bands have pretty lousy lyrics, like Nickelback, 3 Doors Down, ect.
666 BRO
#35
Okay, I've remembered a song that may well be even more poorly written than the aforementioned.
Has anybody seen the Boxman music video from those Smosh guys?

He's the Boxmaaan
The Boxmaaaan
He's the Boxman
He's a box....the Boxman...
#36
oh my ****ing god that song from the jonas brothers....whats it called? year 3000? or that lil chris song. the one about sex....oop s-e-x.
#37
Quote by Kurtsmyhero06
any rap song wtf they dont talk about anything exept 4 girls drugs and how much better they are then u


You sir, are uninformed. Go listen to Public Enemy and Grandmaster Flash and then see if you can generalize an entire genre of music that easily.
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#39
Rockstar- Nickelback.

Worst lyrics I have ever heard. They are the worst thing to come out of Canadian music since Celine Dion
#40
Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer
Do you remember, Do you remember?
...when we met..That summer??

::Chorus::LyricsCafe.com::

New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer

{Verse 1}

Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
Met you one summer and it all began
Your the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespere wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby
Sumthin in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speakin
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

::Chorus::LyricsCafe.com::

New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer

{Verse 2}

Cheery Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie
Used to hate school so I had to play hookie,
Always been hip to the B-boY Style
Known to act wild and make girls smile,
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
Remind me of you because you rock my world
You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow
You love hip hop and rock n roll
Dad took off when you were 4 years old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you're near
You love fun dip and cherry Coke,
I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

{Repeat Chorus}

Bridge In the summertime girls got it goin on,
Shake and wigle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like,
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

{Verse 3}

Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Lipit
Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it
Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose
Came in the door said it before,I think I'm over you
but I'm really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
repeat Chorus

{Bridge}

In the summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summertime girls got it goin on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

{Repeat Chorus}


summer girls by LFO

most random bullshit ive ever heard
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