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#1
Ok, so we had to do a project today in class. Make some kind of game for the kids a year under us. of course, i made a guitar one. i took my Fender magazine out and was just using the pictures. the dumb ***** next to me loves the Hello Kitty pink Squier just because its pink. a friend of both of us asked "(insert her name here) would you ever play the pink one?". she said she'd never play any guitar because guitars are gay and so are most people that play them. i flipped the magazine to Geddy Lee and told her that he wasn't gay and he could play. she said he was ugly. i told her Geddy wasnt ugly and she giggles and says i shouldnt judge other guys. i nearly had to bring my hand across her face but i stopped myself. Discuss


Footnotes:A girl called guitars, people that play them, and me gay. I wanted to hit her but couldn't bring myself to hit someone so stupid
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#4
A real man would have slaped her. You Phail.
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#5
OHMFG YOU SHOWED HER!


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#7
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Exactly what we were all thinking and ive just searched him on Google and he really is ugly

LOL raise the dead
#8
geddy doesn't play guitar....he plays bass
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#10
Quote by Robbie n strat
But guitar players are gay. I play tambourine and just come to these forums to laugh at people.


haha

Not sure why that made me laugh so much.
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#11
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geddy doesn't play guitar....he plays bass

he was in the bass section, srry
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#12
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geddy doesn't play guitar....he plays bass


bass guitar?
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#13
Quote by Robbie n strat
But guitar players are gay. I play tambourine and just come to these forums to laugh at people.

tambourine is for people who cant bring theirselves to do more than this:


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#14
Geddy Lee IS ugly....
... For A Pair Of Brown Eyes

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#15
However, sometimes I actually wonder about Geddy Lee's orientation...
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#16
Quote by tommyt
bass?


yeah, he plays this thing

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#17
Quote by fronkpies
haha

Not sure why that made me laugh so much.


Because. Thats a fantastic quote
#18
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#19
Quote by I-Watch-Anime
Footnotes:A girl called guitars, people that play them, and me gay. I wanted to hit her but couldn't bring myself to hit someone so stupid


1) That's not a footnote, it's a summary.

2) The fact that you thought about hitting a girl, especially over such a trivial matter, makes you a pathetic excuse for a man.
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#20
I came close to handing out a bitch slap
to one of the dumbass principals at my school.

He took up my iPod...
and more importantly it was at lunch

Gosh he's a fat fuck.


hmm...
I just vented in your thread.
#23
Quote by Smokey Amp
1) That's not a footnote, it's a summary.

2) The fact that you thought about hitting a girl, especially over such a trivial matter, makes you a pathetic excuse for a man.



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Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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#24
You wouldn't have made her better if you had hit her. On the contrary, you would have fueled her stupidity. Best way to handle stupid people is to either kill them or ignore them.
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#25
Quote by Smokey Amp
1) That's not a footnote, it's a summary.

2) The fact that you thought about hitting a girl, especially over such a trivial matter, makes you a pathetic excuse for a man.

1) i dont care.

2)again, i dont care.
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#26
...wait did someone just say "bass?" meaning to ask the question "What is bass?"

oh and geddy lee isnt that great looking
#27
Quote by sg4eva
However, sometimes I actually wonder about Geddy Lee's orientation...


good addition my friend... i never expected that

so we concluded Geddy Lee is ugly and possibly gay.... maybe that girl was partially right???
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#28
Ok, so basically, you proved her right?
First: You didn't put a woman in her rightful place. Your first failure as a man.
Second: You were defending a man's handsomenesss. Your second offense.
#29
but guitars and anyone who plays them gay? she just insulted (nearly) everyone on UG by calling them fags
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#32
Quote by CanCan
Show her John Frusciante.


NO show her kieth murray :p



youll either prove your point or lose the argument

still a interesting thing to do
#33
oh god do i see X's on your hands....

a straight edge with a hello kitty guitar?!?!??!


again, i see truth to what this girl says more and more every moment
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#34
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Heres some pictures of me at some random shows with that guitar you speak of.


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#35
Well, you'll encounter people like that from time to time, but it's pointless to even pay any attention to them. Let them think as they wish.

Also, Geddy is primarily a bassist, but he is a damn fine acoustic guitar player too. He played it on his solo album and sometimes he plays live. I saw it, and it was awesome.
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#36
Quote by cpt_pimp
oh god do i see X's on your hands....

a straight edge with a hello kitty guitar?!?!??!


again, i see truth to what this girl says more and more every moment



No the X's are because I'm 20 years old and can't buy drinks at the bar.

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#37
Quote by Robbie n strat
But guitar players are gay. I play tambourine and just come to these forums to laugh at people.


bah queer the Kazoo is a real mans instrument
#38
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#39
yeah i meet alot of instruments are gay people. somehow i have problems thinking instruments are gay after seeing tommy lee and gene simmons
#40
Quote by Smokey Amp
1) That's not a footnote, it's a summary.

2) The fact that you thought about hitting a girl, especially over such a trivial matter, makes you a pathetic excuse for a man.



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