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#1
hey guys, is this normal?
i was walking down the hall to my room to go play guitar when all of a sudden i couldnt walk anymore cuz my nuts hurt so ****in bad. at first it felt like id been sacked, but now it feels like theyve been shoved in my stomach. i wasnt sacked today, didnt even get hit in that area at all. so why the hell did it happen?
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#2
ow man i don't know but i advise you to go to the docter or emergency room immediantly, take no chances, do you really wanna risk having no balls.
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#5
Prostate cancer? Just a guess...
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#7
My friend had some horrible pains for awhile, and he said the doctors told him its one of the first signs of testicular cancer. If it keeps happening Id seriously consider going to a doctor.
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#9
actually i kinda know your going through


usually when i eat or drink and then go to bed 10-15 minutes later, thats how it happens. i go to bed and when i wake up it feels like my whole mid region freezes up and it ****ing hurts to walk. i think its from not getting that stuff out of the system b4 u go to bed.

but your situation a little weirder. idk i'd get that checked out, but i kinda know what ur going thru.
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#11
umm our health teacher told us once that if you run around and jump and do athletic stuff all the time, then your "cords" can get all tangled up...resulting in your balls falling off. seriously.


...that's why i never leave the couch anymore
#12
aww man testicular cancer? shit. i really hope i dont have that. how long should i wait before i go see a docter, 2 days?
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umm our health teacher told us once that if you run around and jump and do athletic stuff all the time, then your "cords" can get all tangled up...resulting in your balls falling off. seriously.


...that's why i never leave the couch anymore

lance armstrong comes to mind
#14
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umm our health teacher told us once that if you run around and jump and do athletic stuff all the time, then your "cords" can get all tangled up...resulting in your balls falling off. seriously.


...that's why i never leave the couch anymore



i know its not that, that happened to my dad and he said if that happened, there is no way i would get off the floor. he was on the floor crying for an hour before the doctor got to our house
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#15
BBQ sauce
hot sauce
chili
ribs
pork
bread

In that order, make yourself a sandwhich. It'll have your balls bigger than ever.
#16
i have a pain similar to this tooo well not rly but like its my right ball every so often i just get this little pain in it its beeen doing that for a few days... anyone got any suggestions?
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#19
this happens with me at odd times too...like at lunch i'll be sitting there eating and all of a sudden i say to my friend "i just feel like i just got kicked in the nuts." then he just glares awkwardly at me...
#20
[quote="'[A"]cetate']aww man testicular cancer? shit. i really hope i dont have that. how long should i wait before i go see a docter, 2 days?

WAIT?!!! man, don't be waitin!! shit, if my nuts hurt like that i'm bookin it to the doctor, i don't even think about it, go man, right now!! ok, im exaggeratin, but seriously, i wouldn't wait at all
#21
same happened to me once and I freaked - went to the doc and he said it was an infection and gave me antibiotics. cleared it up, but I still don't know how the hell it would get infected.
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#23
ya how would u go about bringing it up to ure mom/dad seriously without being awkward...?
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#24
could be from not fapping enough. happened to me once.
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#25
well i told my dad, he said if it hurt in the morning well go see a doctor, but they dont need to be emptied, i did that last night
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#26
This happened to a friend of mine, if one drops down more than the other it causes horrible pains, and you have to get surgery, my friend did, so check em.
#27
mine are the same
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#28
I had these pains for a week and when I finally told my parents I was kinda rushed to the hospital. But it turned out it was only an infection but I swear it hurt like **** for a week solid. I'd get it checked out. I was told I should have gone to the hospital straight away go as soon as possible. I was lucky yours could be something worse seriously. Good luck man.

EDIT: I still ge those pains actually but very rarely. It's usually after a large amount of jerking off. I wouldn't do any of that fo a while I couldn't when mine were sore just made em worse
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#29
well, i can kinda walk now, just not very fast. ill check em for lumps n shit
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#30
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You might have pulled a muscle, I did the same thing, I went to the doctor and they played with my nuts to see if I had testicular cancer, I didn't I just pulled my groin muscle or something. So it might be a pulled muscle or testicle cancer, I sure hope it's just a muscle.

But when I went to the doctor, they pinched my nut, I went ahh, then they asked me if I felt it, HELL YEAH I FELT IT, then they did the other one, that was the only bad part, but it didn't hurt for to long.

Stretches help alot, and if stretching helps it's probably a pulled muscle.

Okay but just be ready to have your balls examined, and then squeezed, seriously I'm not kidding.
#31
so could someone bring up my question about bringing it up to the parents?
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#33
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Okay but just be ready to have your balls examined, and then squeezed, seriously I'm not kidding.

you just quoted you self
#34
yeah I felt like I was being ignored, and that's important info, I also deleted the first post.
#35
[quote="'[A"]cetate']hey guys, is this normal?
i was walking down the hall to my room to go play guitar when all of a sudden i couldnt walk anymore cuz my nuts hurt so ****in bad. at first it felt like id been sacked, but now it feels like theyve been shoved in my stomach. i wasnt sacked today, didnt even get hit in that area at all. so why the hell did it happen?
Wasn't even hit in that area TODAY? Are you usually hit in that area on other days?
Because if you are, that might be your problem.
#36
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so could someone bring up my question about bringing it up to the parents?


It's not easy at all when I told my mam I was brickin myslef but it was a lot easier once it was out in the open. It wasn't half as uncomfortable. But tell your dad first if you can
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#37
yeah iw as htinking telling my dad would be easier... i wont be able to do anything about it til sunday though cause thats when my dad is off and my mom cant drive
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#38
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yeah iw as htinking telling my dad would be easier... i wont be able to do anything about it til sunday though cause thats when my dad is off and my mom cant drive

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#39
no busses around here and she cant drive cause she had surgery on her leg a few weeks ago
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#40
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Okay but just be ready to have your balls examined, and then squeezed, seriously I'm not kidding.


Mine weren't squeezed to the point of pain! But the evil bitch did run her hand down my stomach then I got this shooting pain that went right down form my lower stomach to my balls. I couldn't walk for several minutes. To this day I don't know how that happened
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