The people at Verizon must have been out the day that they taught simple math

#1
Clicky

Sorry if this has been posted before, I did a search and found nothing.

Listen as he tries to explain basic math to the people at verizon.

"Do you realise that a dollar is not the same as a cent?"
"Yes"
"Do you realise that a half a dollar is not the same as a cent?"
"Yes"
"Do you realise that 0.002 dollers is not the same as 0.002 cents?"
"No"

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-Ronald Reagan

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-George Washington
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the people at my verizon are smart


oooo...so your verizon is different than everyone elses??? you get your special, very own verizon....?


IT'S ALL THE SAME JACKASS!
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oooo...so your verizon is different than everyone elses??? you get your special, very own verizon....?


IT'S ALL THE SAME JACKASS!



JACKASS?
#8
Oh...man. I was squirming in my chair all through that.

God...painful to see someone make an ass out of himself.
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#13
wow, i just listened to all of that. it doesnt last the whole 2 hours that it says. its maybe 40 minutes long. i have no faith in human beings anymore. people are so stupid!!
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#14
Verizon blows.

They're charging me $984.63 for 6 cell phones that I don't even own. On top of that, they're still charging me for my dad's cell phone, and he's been dead for two and a half years.

I hope they all get cancer.
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#23
, I remember this.
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
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#33
Video not working anymore. Now I don't get to see Verizon make dumbasses of themselves.
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