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Today, when i got home. my mom smelled cigarettes off, (which i smoked some) and like see smelled my breath, it i ate a bag of chips eariler, and now she said she is going to test me for cigarettes!! Is this even possible?

I really need your help guys!! Thanks
#2
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No no no! SHe smelled the smoke off of me and is saying im gonna get test for cigarettes! Im aksing is there a test for cigarettes?!
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No no no! SHe smelled the smoke off of me and is saying im gonna get test for cigarettes! Im aksing is there a test for cigarettes?!


no
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No no no! SHe smelled the smoke off of me and is saying im gonna get test for cigarettes! Im aksing is there a test for cigarettes?!



face it, you're fucked up
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#12
No, there is no test for cigarettes.
And the simple answer here is this, if you don't want your parents to find out you've been smoking... don't smoke.
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face it, you're fucked up


HOw man!? Usually tests are for drugs, cigarettes are drugs!
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No, there is no test for cigarettes.
And the simple answer here is this, if you don't want your parents to find out you've been smoking... don't smoke.


I know, i quit but i smoke one on and off

so like if they check my piss they cant find anything?
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HOw man!? Usually tests are for drugs, cigarettes are drugs!

yea but there are so many chemicals in cigarettes, so cancels it out i think
#16
No. There is no cigarette test. Though, if you have been smoking for long enough, a dentist can tell by your teeth.
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Quote by Syd Barret..
I know, i quit but i smoke one on and off

so like if they check my piss they cant find anything?

Oh, they probably could check your urine. I don't really know.
But if your mum goes that far just to see if you've had a couple of cigarettes then she is a class A nutter. She's the one that needs to be checked out, not you.
#18
maybe she will give you buttsecks like in the last thread?
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maybe she will give you buttsecks like in the last thread?

**** you man.
#21
You quit, but you do it on and off.

You do know that's not quitting, right?
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If you don't know the answer to this, you are too naive to be smoking.



Im usually not a smoker, just an occasioanl one. ALl my friend smoke
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Im usually not a smoker, just an occasioanl one. ALl my friend smoke

Doesnt make the teds post irrelevent tho
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Im usually not a smoker, just an occasioanl one. ALl my friend smoke


I swear to God if that's why YOU smoke, I will hunt you down and politely slap the hell out of you.
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I swear to God if that's why YOU smoke, I will hunt you down and politely slap the hell out of you.


Lol!! I dont smoke cause my friends smoke. They offer it me and i sometimes say no and sometimes say yes.
#28
Quote by Syd Barret..
I know, i quit but i smoke one on and off

so like if they check my piss they cant find anything?


.....

this is why you don't do, it;s bad for you, it gets you in trouble, it disgusts most people... why? just stop.... try some scope or brush your teeth alot, idk
#29
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Lol!! I dont smoke cause my friends smoke. They offer it me and i sometimes say no and sometimes say yes.


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#30
Ha. You know what'd be funny? If this kid's mom was a Pit Monkey and is reading this thread right now.
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is this the samwe did ethat was gttign tested for drugsd or is that som1 else


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#33
I heard somewhere were tobacco stays in your body for several years but even if there is a test just say alot of kids at school smoke and you must inhale a fair bit being round them
#34
wow....people actually do smoke to fit in.....
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is this the samwe did ethat was gttign tested for drugsd or is that som1 else


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#36
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If all your friends........


yes, about 99% of my friends smoke. Its' really easy to buy cigarettes, its a popular thing to do. Lol, lots of teenagers smoke. THe tobacco companys aim for the teens to make them buy their products.
#38
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You're stupid dude. Smoke the hash, that's the only way to burn the cash.


Now thats what will get my guitar taken away. And i'd be in some shit. Lol.
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Ha. You know what'd be funny? If this kid's mom was a Pit Monkey and is reading this thread right now.


I laughed out loud.
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Now thats what will get my guitar taken away. And i'd be in some shit. Lol.


Hey. It's healthier than tobacco and actually has a point. Cigarettes don't give shit for buzz.
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