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#1
Not that kind of jerking

I gave some people in my history class a bit of a scare today. We were watching a movie so I put my head down and fall asleep, and according to my friend next to me, a few minutes later my arm started twitching. It started to move more violently and so did the rest of my upper body. He said it looked like I was shivering really hard or having some sort of seizure. Now, the teacher came over and woke me up, but I don't remember having any nightmare or anything. So what could this be? I don't know but what do you think?
#2
lmfao i thought this was another wanking thread.
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#5
dam, stop dreaming about finally getting your chance to meet richard simmons
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#6
Thats why they call it jerking off.

You wank so you don't jerk in your sleep.
You just need to wank more.
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#7
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supressed homosexuality?


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#8
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He was lying.


Dude? Do you change your avatar every 10 secs or what?
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#9
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He was lying.

But the teacher woke me up, he was standing over me. And everyone was looking at me. I was thinking it could be stress-related, but I'm not really very stressed out.
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#12
it's actually a stage in which you are almost dead. You're body is fully functioning but your mind starts to die. When you wake up, you don't remember anything about it. Your body twitches as a reaction of the mind not telling the body what to do. So basically, you were half-dead, half-alive. It's an interesting phenomenon that occurs only in rare cases. Good luck.
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#13
when i fall asleep in class, if im sittingf straight up, my head jerks around violently. it wakes me up for a few secomds, then i nod off and it happens again, and again, and again. its really annoying but it feels really exhilerating, for those few seconds you feel like you're moving 100 mph or something, i cant really explain it.
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Yeah, I do. Should we fight it out, or just have tons of hot, uninhibited sex...?
#15
This same thing happened to me in History class today... while we were watching a movie, I began to fall asleep, and suddenly I was jerked awake for absolutely no reason. So it wasn't really what happened to you... but still...
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#16
hahahha you have some form of alzheimers. that sucks. good luck bro.
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Yeah, I do. Should we fight it out, or just have tons of hot, uninhibited sex...?


Shall I bring the video camera?
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#18
I don't know whats the cause of it..i suspect the same thing happens to me..but not to your degree.

Very often when i'm relaxed to the point i'm almost sleeping my body or some part (e.g. arm) will jerk..and i mean it jerks hard enough my arm could almost slap someone.

I get what some people deem 'Death twitch' which is when my whole body twitches..and it wakes me up which sometimes pisses me off. I don't know if i do it while i'm asleep though..i just know at the point i'm about to sleep i do a lot of twitching.
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Shall I bring the video camera?

Hope you can multi-task.
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when i fall asleep in class, if im sittingf straight up, my head jerks around violently. it wakes me up for a few secomds, then i nod off and it happens again, and again, and again. its really annoying but it feels really exhilerating, for those few seconds you feel like you're moving 100 mph or something, i cant really explain it.



No lie, the exact same thing happens to me. It scares the hell outta me. Thought I was the only one
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#21
[quote="'[A"]cetate']dam, stop dreaming about finally getting your chance to meet richard simmons


lol you made it seem as though he was a homosexual!
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I don't know whats the cause of it..i suspect the same thing happens to me..but not to your degree.

Very often when i'm relaxed to the point i'm almost sleeping my body or some part (e.g. arm) will jerk..and i mean it jerks hard enough my arm could almost slap someone.

I get what some people deem 'Death twitch' which is when my whole body twitches..and it wakes me up which sometimes pisses me off. I don't know if i do it while i'm asleep though..i just know at the point i'm about to sleep i do a lot of twitching.

Yeah, that's what happened to me today. It happens a lot during History class actually... that class is so damn boring I just can't stay awake.
I'm a person.
#24
i think jerking in your sleep is called a wet dream. i learned all bout it in sex ed

(i am being scarastic)
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i think jerking in your sleep is called a wet dream. i learned all bout it in sex ed

(i am being scarastic)

Duuuuuude... Your title... It's not even funny...
#28
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Yeah, I do. Should we fight it out, or just have tons of hot, uninhibited sex...?


Hmmm....how about buttsecks?
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#29
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Hmmm....how about buttsecks?

I should go find some... later, UG pals...
#30
I remember I fell asleep one time and I was having a dream where something was biting at my feet so I kicked at it. I guess I kicked the floor and the desk infront of me a good 4 times before I woke up to the class staring at me.
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i actually do the same thing but i know i do it. it happens to me when im asleep but i know i should be awake, my body ( normally leg or arm) violently twitches to wake me up
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Woogles is the new girl for this thread.
#34
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#35
Apparently I jerk in my sleep.

As far as I know it's nothing big, just like my hand twitches or something. I found out 'cause I kept waking up my gf without realising it


And in History class I'd often fall asleep and suddenly jerk awake, hitting the table with my hands and stuff. My friend would always stare at me going "WTF?!?!"

EDIT: Or was that English?

I think both...
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Last edited by Scourge at Feb 2, 2007,
#36
when ur falling alseep ur body twitches coz your brain thinks your dying or something so it sends signals for your arm/leg to move

i saw it on tv mannn
#37
That happens to my dog. His legs start twitching and scratching, and then he starts barking.

I find it quite entertaining, but i guess that isn't the same thing, oh well.
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lmfao i thought this was another wanking thread.


didnt everyone
#39
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That happens to my dog. His legs start twitching and scratching, and then he starts barking.

I find it quite entertaining, but i guess that isn't the same thing, oh well.
Isn't that more like he's dreaming he's running?

Although... I suppose you'd never really know what they're dreaming lol.
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This same thing happened to me in History class today... while we were watching a movie, I began to fall asleep, and suddenly I was jerked awake for absolutely no reason. So it wasn't really what happened to you... but still...
Welcome to everyday of last year and this year for me. My history teacher just lectures on and on for the whole class period so I always fall asleep. I always end up jerking awake really fast, and freaking myself out.
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