Poll: Do you Masturbate regularly?
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View poll results: Do you Masturbate regularly?
Yes
396 78%
No
46 9%
Every second of the day
55 11%
Never, and never will.
12 2%
Voters: 510.
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#2
I don't know how often I masturbate, but I sure use the search button at least once a week.
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#3
Guys: every day, no matter how much they lie in the MOD thread, or deny doing it at all.
Get baked, study theory.

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#6
I have a blister on my hand from masturbating too much (true story).
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#7
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3 times in a day is my rec

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#9
haha, thank god. I saw something on tv where the guy said he masturbated 5 times a week like it was a huge deal.
#11
13 in one day.
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#12
All you pussies who aren't even in the double digits per day need to step it up a notch to catch up to us gangstas.
#13
wow.... i just bang my gf. lol.. but yeah i masturbate on occasion.(once a month maybe)
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#14
Man I have a wife, I get it regularly from her and I still pull start the old one-eyed yogurt thrower on a regular basis. She's not there all day long. Hell she don't mind, she does it to. Can't be around every second the other person needs you.
#16
Don't worry about it.
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#17
Quote by FEDS-91
Man I have a wife, I get it regularly from her and I still pull start the old one-eyed yogurt thrower on a regular basis. She's not there all day long. Hell she don't mind, she does it to. Can't be around every second the other person needs you.

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#19
twice a day, everyday. At least it was. Starting three weeks ago; I've given it up until my birthday in june... and what a happy birthday it will be (rising maniacal laughter)
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#20
Every day since 4 years ago...I really need to chill out with it
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#22
eh every day or every other day. i've only done it twice in a day though
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#23
Quote by HawkaLuigi
Alright, who's the dumbass who says he doesn't masturbate?


My guess is a woman. But I do once and a while. I used to lots, but Ive toned it down a lot. Makes me feel like shit when I do.
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#24
Quote by justin_fraser
My guess is a woman. But I do once and a while. I used to lots, but Ive toned it down a lot. Makes me feel like shit when I do.


Well...that doesn't make sense. Women do it too.
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#25
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#26
I think the real question is; how any time in a day do you masturbate? I've whacked it as many as 5 times in aday, but that only happened once.
-Tox

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#27
yeah at least once a day, but hey could say doesn't everybody but if you look at this theard you can already tell that is true.
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#28
When ever I get bored. Which is alot..


god i am pathetic
hey guy!
#30
Im only 15....
And I do it 2 times a day.....

Wat can I say... Im a lonely boy...
#31
eh... i do it maybe 4 or 5 times a week, unless i'm on my period.






I CAN TOTALLY EXPLAIN THAT... I HAD... uh... UNPROTECTED SEX WITH A PORCUPINE
#32
Like next to none. Girls complain my hand is in the way sometimes lol.
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#33
Quote by RPGoof
I'll tell ya, I used to do it all the time. Since the beginning of the year, I think I've done it like twice. I'm proud of myself =)


You should be....
I couldn't even live a day without doing it....
#34
Masterbating get's old. It starts to be less satisfying after a while. I thinkin' having a wife to shamelessly have sex with is better. Which is why I haven't done it in a while. What's the point of this thread anyway?
#35
Quote by sg4ever
Masterbating get's old. It starts to be less satisfying after a while.


True dat.
#36
Usually evens out at around about once a day. That's including both what I do to myself and what my girlfriend does to me
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#38
Way too often. I do it everyday and if I miss a day, I just masturbate twice the next day to make up for it...
NOPE.
#39
Almost every day. Sometimes I'll skip 2-3 days.

Quote by toxicity33
twice a day, everyday. At least it was. Starting three weeks ago; I've given it up until my birthday in june... and what a happy birthday it will be (rising maniacal laughter)


You'll get wet dreams and cum in your underwear several times by then.
#40
i might, at most, once a week.

sometimes i may do it more.


i have a girlfriend, so its not really necessary.
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