#5
Can your baby be my pet?
Dear God, do you actually answer prayers?

Yes, but only in a way indistinguishable from random luck or the result of your own efforts.
#9
^^

I think he wants to mimic the "Can a baby Seal ba my pet?"
or somthing like that thread...
#10
my friend got a monkey off the black market, and as ironic as it sounds..it fell out of a tree and broke its neck and died lol...