#1
had a real nasty poo, thats like green or yellow.

cus i know this lad who did a yellow poo in a bucket and his mum came out and buried it after. It was smelly and the maggots were busy at work.
#6
The poo slipped soundlessly into the toilet, as the waves of bacteria slowly infected the surrounding waters. yes. it was time.
#7
thats freaky shit man.i think hes got a weird african virus or maybe he swallowd a spray can...
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#12
I've never had a green or yellow poop, had a gigantic one a couple of days ago. I pushed and pushed, and when it finally dropped, it squealed "FREEDOM AT LAST!".
Then i flushed it.
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lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

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#14
What the fuuck is with it with sick fuucks and making threads about shit!?!?!?!? you are all fuucking sick!!!!!!!!!!!
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#19
I thought it was just babies that did yellow and green shits. Your friend is a 6-month old baby.
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#20
I got some lyrics: "Malibu nights, tangerine dreams, malibu neighs, malibu dreams, maaalibuu, makin' a poo, stinky poo, lookin' at you, cause it's time for my breakfast, time for some cheese, time for the stink, time for the BraeeeEEeeeeze..."

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#21
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had a real nasty poo, thats like green or yellow.

cus i know this lad who did a yellow poo in a bucket and his mum came out and buried it after. It was smelly and the maggots were busy at work.




Why in the hell would you want to look at decomposing shit in a bucket? You sir are a liar.

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#22
Yes, and my shit is purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.
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