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#2
a gun.....so she can shoot you for not knowing what to get her
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#4
Chocolate.
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#5
A brand new guitar and amp to keep at your house.
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Good for you. Have a cookie.


But really... there's no cookie. And if there was, you wouldn't get one.
#7
I'm making mine a love song with my band, which will be recorded. Also a box of chocolates and maybe a card if I can find a decent enough one.
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#8
"Valentines day's coming? Oh crap, I forgot to get a girlfriend again..."

10 points to anyone who recognises that quote from somewhere...

In all seriousness though...you know her, you know what she likes/dislikes...get her something that you know she will love and bingo, happy days.
#10
buy her a promise ring.
it`s the perfect thing when she wants to get engaged and you don`t.
it keeps her happy for a couple months then it`s back to getting married x]
#12
get an empty box with a lid that lifts right, wrap the lid and the box, cut a hole in the side of the box, get your dick hard, shove your dick in the box, go to your girlfriends house and tell her to open it, but keep it at your waist with your dick inside she'll be pleasantly(or unpleasantly) surprised.
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#13
...a x-box.
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#14
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get an empty box with a lid that lifts right, wrap the lid and the box, cut a hole in the side of the box, get your dick hard, shove your dick in the box, go to your girlfriends house and tell her to open it, but keep it at your waist with your dick inside she'll be pleasantly(or unpleasantly) surprised.


Or take her to a movie and do that with the popcorn bucket.
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But really... there's no cookie. And if there was, you wouldn't get one.
#17
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a midget?
seriously.....WHO DOESNT WANT A MIDGET!


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Good for you. Have a cookie.


But really... there's no cookie. And if there was, you wouldn't get one.
#18
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"Valentines day's coming? Oh crap, I forgot to get a girlfriend again..."

10 points to anyone who recognises that quote from somewhere...

In all seriousness though...you know her, you know what she likes/dislikes...get her something that you know she will love and bingo, happy days.


futurama
#21
YAY!! its the only award i'll get.
they'll remember this in the future...

"MAN RECIEVES MEDAL FOR FUTURAMA QUOTE: ONLY MEDAL EVER"

//continue random dream.
#23
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W/e dildo you choose it should have flames on it so she thinks it goes fast. Works every time

If you get her a good one, she wont need you anymore, buy her one with nails commin out of it and is 1/2 an inch long and 1/4 of an inch wide so she will appreciate you.
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But really... there's no cookie. And if there was, you wouldn't get one.
#24
Lol^^

Meh, how bout weight loss pills????
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#25
what i did for my gf for christmas is that i bought a scrapbook, and I filled it with pictures of everything ( or almost ) everything that makes her happy in life, so she'd always have this special book to open with things to make her happy when shes feelin down

i put all these little things.. like pictures of walkin barefoot in mud... clouds... tropical forests... stars... country music... bullriding... friends.... funny comics... etc...

i cut a half a foot long lock of my hair ( one of em beneath all the rest ... and yes, i like metal ) and stuffed it into a page... i took a paper and burned it into the shape of a heart and wrote down all of Ozzy Osbourne's ''Mama im comin' home'' on it ( thats a personal thing )

anyways, my advice to anybody is to be REALLY observant, take note of all these things, because its the sentimental things like that they like.

and by the way... NO bracelets... NO necklaces... NO anything like that... In the name of Steve Harris.. be ORIGINAL

you're all welcome to take my idea however, this goes out to all you guys out there like me who don't know what to get their gf =P
#27
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what i did for my gf for christmas is that i bought a scrapbook, and I filled it with pictures of everything ( or almost ) everything that makes her happy in life, so she'd always have this special book to open with things to make her happy when shes feelin down

i put all these little things.. like pictures of walkin barefoot in mud... clouds... tropical forests... stars... country music... bullriding... friends.... funny comics... etc...

i cut a half a foot long lock of my hair ( one of em beneath all the rest ... and yes, i like metal ) and stuffed it into a page... i took a paper and burned it into the shape of a heart and wrote down all of Ozzy Osbourne's ''Mama im comin' home'' on it ( thats a personal thing )

anyways, my advice to anybody is to be REALLY observant, take note of all these things, because its the sentimental things like that they like.

and by the way... NO bracelets... NO necklaces... NO anything like that... In the name of Steve Harris.. be ORIGINAL

you're all welcome to take my idea however, this goes out to all you guys out there like me who don't know what to get their gf =P


...pussy.....
Just kidding, good idea
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Good for you. Have a cookie.


But really... there's no cookie. And if there was, you wouldn't get one.
#28
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...pussy.....
Just kidding, good idea

lol! man i knew I'd get some kind of answer like that

i remember telling my friends this idea and here were the reactions...

guys : ...dude.. you're so gay =P

girls : AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

now you tell me which one you're tryin to impress

thanks by the way
#30
You could give her me! I promise I won't show you up... to much(devilish laugh)
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#34
Something you want that she won't like cuz then she won't want it so you can have it. If she gets pissed tell her it's the thought that counts.
#35
why should anybodt get anything on valentines day?

save the prsent for her birthday or next christmas!!!
#36
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im waiting till valentines day to ask a girl out so she wont be expecting a present =]


What if she says no?
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#37
I'm (apparently) quite a good artist and last year I drew a picture for my girlfriend for valentines and wrote some lyrics next to it. She loved it. Only problem is, I'm stumped this year for what to get her, since I'll have to top that.

I don't even believe in Valentine's that much. I mean, am I supposed to show my feelings for someone ONLY on 14th February and not speak to them for the rest of the year??? However, I made something for her, just to assure her that I'm not a heartless bastard.
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#38
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a midget?
seriously.....WHO DOESNT WANT A MIDGET!



Sigged haha
#39
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#40
Valentines!? When?

Why did nobody told me?
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