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#1
I will be going to a concert in March, but I need to know how to get a camera into the concert center. They dont allow them but I saw a ton of people with one. Before you walk into the arena guards have you take you stuff out of your pockets and give you a very light patting down. So how can I get a camera in there?
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#7
wear a jock strap over your boxer shorts and tuck the camera into there. then if the guard pats you down, make it look as if you'r checking them out and then wink at them :-P
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#8
pull your pants down so you've got space under your crotch between your pants and your underwear. Put it there. Offcourse if you go commando then you'r ****ed
#9
tight boxers and right down the front, not only will you get your camera in, you'll be popular with the ladies

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#10
put an awkwardly shaped fruit in your pocket, so when they pat you down, they find that and go 'wtf lolz?!'
#11
How big is said camera? Might fit in your butt.
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#12
Ok Im trying to get in a good quality digital camera, so a camera phone isnt going to be enough. And no there isnt near enough room up my bumhole for it, its about the size of the 3X5 note card and about 1 1/2 inches thick
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Ok Im trying to get in a good quality digital camera, so a camera phone isnt going to be enough. And no there isnt near enough room up my bumhole for it, its about the size of the 3X5 note card and about 1 1/2 inches thick

Wait, so you actually thought about fitting it into your ass before deciding it as too big?

The idea of wearing your trousers low then placing camera in your underwear sounds good enough, if it's only a breif patting down. Or maybe wear a hat and place it under? I don't know, I've never been to a concert.
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#15
yea, front of the boxers. or if there's something you're not telling us, between your breasts

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Ok Im trying to get in a good quality digital camera, so a camera phone isnt going to be enough. And no there isnt near enough room up my bumhole for it, its about the size of the 3X5 note card and about 1 1/2 inches thick


If you tried hard enough, I think it will fit.
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#19
depends how much lube you use really, i once managed to sneak one of them old 1800's cameras into a concert up my ass once, the tripod stuck out a ittle, and i kept having to get the band to stay still for a few minutes at a time, but i say, the photos were jolly good.......
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#22
Wear briefs.

Put camera between butthole and balls.

Done.

EDIT: Or, if you aren't wearing tight pants and you're wearing boxers, sew a pocket on said boxers.
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#23
If they don't frisk you at the door, generally you'll be safe. Some places, the security look for camera flashes, and if they fnd you, they'll say not toa take more pictures or your camera will be confiscated. At some places, I find it easier to smoke a bole than us a camera.
#25
whenever i go to gigs i never get searched. I usually carry some sort of pen knife with me too and they just dont search me.
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#28
Well here's some choices:

1) Smoothltalk security
2) Place it between your neck and sweater
3) armpit (if you've got a strap with it you can tie it around your arm so it hangs down there)
4) bribing
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#29
If you know any of the band members playing, ask if you can film them. Then you get to be on stage to!
#30
If you don't think that the camera will fit in your ass, then you haven't watched much freaky porn.
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#31
go in w/ the camera...i have gotten into the arena near where i live many times with the camera right in my hand.
#33
I don't think it's that much of a problem bringing in a camera. I just keep mine in the same pocket as my phone, so if they ask "what is that in your pocket?" I just say it's my phone and they let me through. I've been to shows where I've shown the security guard my camera and he let me through.
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#34
Wear a jacket with a hood, they never check hoods!
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#35
Put it in your sock and have your pants cover it.
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#36
What costs more, a camera or a camera phone?
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#37
Probably a phone, and most of their cameras are shite...
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#38
long socks or loose shoes. I put my phone in my shoe and camera in my sock while waiting in line to be searched. Works every time.
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#40
wear a turban and hide the camera in there, they wont ask you to take it off to see if anything is in there in fear of offending you and getting sued.
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