#1
hey guys, this thread is about the most embarrsing thing that's ever happend to you. i will start off eith when i once forgot my pe kit, and had to do pe in my underwear, apart from i didn't have any undies on, so i had to wear the only thing they could find.. a speedo!
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#3
I got my dick stuck in your mom once!

just kidding.

One time I got a hard on during a speech,and had to keep going.
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#4
i thought this was already done? awell um i kicked a bin as hard as i could(auto bin) the lide flew up and gavve me a bleeding nose on both sides of my noes
#5
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i asked out this chick who actually already had a bf...sucked


Oh I've been there...although I didn't find out she had a boyfriend until I saw them hand in hand about a few weeks later.

Wouldn't say it was the most embarrassing thing though...have to have a think about that.
#6
one time i didn't use the search button!
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#8
It was either when a mentally retarded kid pulled my shirt up and I accidently flashed a group of little kids or when I opened my locker to find a Chris Brown poster and made a really weird sound.
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#9
lol at threadstarter's sig,
When i was 8 or summat some of my mates staged an elaborate scheme of one pretending to break their leg, and they made me go to a phonebox and call 999. once i had got through they said 'hah, not really!' and i had to go to the connection woman 'oh, never mind'
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#10
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lol at threadstarter's sig,


woo! 1st time someone's lol'd at my sig!
p.s these stories are gd, keep em comin!
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#11
when i was in 6th grade i was at my friends house. We were outside chucking waterballoons in his backyard with his water balloon launcher. i said that i had to pee so i started walking inside and he goes "dude, just go out here" since there house is in the middle of the woods and common grounds. So i said "ummmm ok" and i go to a bush. I was almost done when i see his mom pulled up to the "driveway" and im right next to the driveway peeing in a bush. And the worst part is is that she walks up to me afterwards and asks why i was peeing in the bush with my twanger wide out. I still havent lived that one down and i dont think i talked to the kid that much since
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#12
It's not about me but once I was at school and there was a 'tough guy' who pulled down the pants of my friend, so I went to see the guy and I give him shit in front of his friend and he started crying lol.
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#16
While I was doing stage work for my school's telent show some girl was singing "everytime we touch" and I started singing into a microphone that was left backstage. The worst part was I knew people heard it. And also the part behind the curtain where I was standing was open for people to look at from the side.
#17
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my bad


Would you ****ing stop posting that?

And for the thread, I got pretty embarrassed when my old neighbor told my class that I had made out with my dog.
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#18
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*Internets Picture*
my bad

*Reported*
This happened to me when I was about 13 one Sunday at church. We all got up (We're Catholic so theres a lot of getting up and down) to say a prayer or something and everyone was quiet. Then all of a sudden I got that feeling where you kinda black out when you get up too fast, except i passed out and fell down and almost hit the people behind me and had to escorted out.
#19
I was in my computer class one time and we had free time so i was looking at jokes on the internet. there was this one like 'wat does star trek and toilet paper have in common? They both orbit around Uranus searching for black holes!" lol i laughed so hard, but i covered my mouth and tried to hold it in , but i couldn't hold it in and i farted so loud , it was like bang on my seat and i was sitting like not all the way back and it made that loud echo i was like Shit, but i don't think anyone heard cause it was a pretty loud class. Damn, man i laughing as i type this shit out
#20
During some debate event, I gave a speech for the wrong side (it was a thing where there were turns, For bill, against bill, for bill, against bill)