#1
So... my girlfriend doesn't like having sex with me because I'm way too big for her.

I really have no clue what to do about this, getting blue balls over here and I really want sex, but kinda stuck, I can't make it any smaller.

Any advice on this? Should I just stick to positions that don't penetrate as deep?
More foreplay before sex? This is bugging me, I'm really going nuts.
#2
Hmm..try to masturbate before having sex.
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Haha, oh man, The Pit is awesome.
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#5
sucks to be you........*wonders if Im too big.*
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Quote by zultone
So... my girlfriend doesn't like having sex with me because I'm way too big for her.

I really have no clue what to do about this, getting blue balls over here and I really want sex, but kinda stuck, I can't make it any smaller.

Any advice on this? Should I just stick to positions that don't penetrate as deep?
More foreplay before sex? This is bugging me, I'm really going nuts.



Finger her lots and add fingers and use lube............. Or **** her up the ass.. that should stop her winging
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#8
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Stop having sex with 12 year olds?

I can't help it if I like them small!


Edit:

I've been trying to get her to go the anal route, but she's not really into it, I'll see what she'll think about it. Might have to toss a bit of salad, but it'd be worth it.
Do you think lube would help any?
#9
your mum said i was too big, i guess i'll have to find someone else to quench my midget fetish!
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#11
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Fag, way to try and make yourself seem big. You're probably only 5 inches.

I'm not gigantic or anything, just too big for her.

You might wanna take the sand out of your **** btw.
#12
I read somewhere it's not possible to be too big for a girl, and it's really that she's too small and tight because she's nervous or not relaxed enough or something. Don't know if there's any tr00th in it though.
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#14
Quote by zultone
I'm not gigantic or anything, just too big for her.

You might wanna take the sand out of your **** btw.


Ha, she must be like 10 years old.
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I read somewhere it's not possible to be too big for a girl, and it's really that she's too small and tight because she's nervous or not relaxed enough or something. Don't know if there's any tr00th in it though.

That's pretty true, but I think this is more of a length issue, I try to not go so deep, but it's really hard not to, being I can only go in half my length or so.

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Ha, she must be like 10 years old.

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#16
hahahahaha

EDIT: i heard that the average depth is like 18cm... and you DO NOT have a 36cm penis. thats gotta be one small chick
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#18
Like someone said, too big isn't that likely, too long could be though and if so;
Get her on top - solved. If she's controlling the penetration what problem is there...

-EDIT-
Personal oppinion here, I think she's shitting you and just wants out on the sex.
Too big? What is that shit man... She's probably just not into you.
*shrugs* I don't know...
Last edited by Jaykib at Feb 4, 2007,
#20
guys, she isn't 12 years old and she isn't 10 years old.......she's a baby.
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#21
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Like someone said, too big isn't that likely, too long could be though and if so;
Get her on top - solved. If she's controlling the penetration what problem is there...

-EDIT-
Personal oppinion here, I think she's shitting you and just wants out on the sex.
Too big? What is that shit man... She's probably just not into you.

On top is a good idea, she might try it.
But I have no clue, I've been getting a little sick of her antics really. Lately her life has been all about getting ****ed up, stoned or drunk.
She usually only does that to get out of having to be around someone, and we'e been around each other like 24/7... So I dunno...