#1
Yeah, I used the search button. So if this has been posted, quit your whining.

What are some stupid insults people have said to you, or a friend?

My friend was getting fooled around, so he just yells out, "Why don't you go to the gay shop?!"
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#2
Your mom.

Unless it's used in a clever way, it's just way too overused.
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#4
some redneck called one of my friends a "nazi fairy." It was one of the most stupid things i have ever heard
#5
Someone said " Blow Me" Once, hes pretty gay anyway..
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#6
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Your mom.

Unless it's used in a clever way, it's just way too overused.


second

unless a mom joke is seamlessly worked into the conversation and deployed at an unexpected time, they're the worst jokes around. nobody just goes up to someone and tells a "yo momma so fat..." joke anymore, which is nice.

the ones i always thought were weak were the WWF ones... like when someone would come up to me in high school pulling all that "The Rock" BS... gonna layeth the smacketh down, on your candy-ass, and kick you down jabroni drive right thru the front door of the smackdown hotel!... weak.

And that's the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so....
#7
not necessarily an insult, but i told my friend that all hand held consoles (psp, ds) are a waste of time and money and told him to save up for a console system like the 360 or whatever and he just kept saying "stop smoking the crack"

Best argumet ive ever heard.

/sarcasm
#10
gay is just plain stupid.... bumhead, ****head.... all used by an 18 year old housemate of mine....

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#13
"you have Jew hair/a JewFro!" this 1 is still happening to me.......

Your Mum jokes can be damn good, especially when you direct the conversation into some aspct where you can kick someone up the hiney with it. However:

Your gay!

no I'm not, and there's nothing wrong with being gay.

Your Mum's gay!

*walk away*

gets a bit boring after a while.

I'm also a fan of taking people who can't insult intelligently for shit, getting them to try and insult me for a few minutes, you then wait till they say something really dumb(it will come), point it out to everyone then walk off while everyone laughs at them. such a feeling of satisfaction.
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besides, bassists aren't failed guitarists, just look at flea...

yes flea is awsome!

"Your Mom"
#16
ImSheddingSkin, bet you wouldn't pm that to a rhcp club member...

i really don't care if you flame bassists btw.

another bad comeback/insult

"Just like your face!" also, anything with the subject in the insuld

for instance

"i really hate blueberry pies"

--"Youre a blueberry pie..."
#17
$Update$: There is this ass at my school, who after anything you say, will say your mom. He is the whole reason I refrain from your mom jokes. He seriously makes me want to go back in time to when he was a baby and kick him in the head, that is how annoying he is.
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#18
See, some of us arnt really insulted by ur moma jokes bescause we hate our mothers gut.
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#19
Gay is totally overused these days. I kno i say it a lot but thats cos i go to a chav school with 80 % of the kids in the bottom set.
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#20
Flea is cool, but isnt that great.

He is great, but way overrated.

Now, a stupid insult i've heard in school a couple of weeks back:

"You girl loving fag!"
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Flea is cool, but isnt that great.

He is great, but way overrated.

Now, a stupid insult i've heard in school a couple of weeks back:

"You girl loving fag!"



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#22
For the record, i never said flea was the best bass guitarist or musician in teh entire world lololol, i just said he is successful.

Another bad insult.

"You little shit.."

I'm about 6ft 3 at 260 pounds. if anything it should be "You big shit" lol
#23
one comback that really gets to me is if you say something to someone like " i'm really tired today" and then someone says "I'll kick you in the tired today!" so many kids at my school say it and i want to punch them all.
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#25
"Shut up shell neck."

Oh yeah. It was reeeeeaaaaaaallll clever. And I happen to like my necklace, so the guy who said it can bite it.
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#26
Suck my ass! Actually I jokingly suggested that when trying to teach this kid who only said stuff like "go die" as insults to think of something more creative...it stuck... hehehe.
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#27
"Congratulations, your a BUTT MUNCH!"

That was somewhere on this forum, posted by Norrisfan i think. It's funny because it is the worst insult ever, but you can tell he put time into thinking of it.
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#29
someone i know does the 'your ma' after everything as well, except he says "your ma's fanny"

typical conversation:

me - so what have you been doing
him - your ma's fanny
me - hilarious...
him - your ma's fanny's hilarious

basically carries on like that
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someone i know does the 'your ma' after everything as well, except he says "your ma's fanny"

typical conversation:

me - so what have you been doing
him - your ma's fanny
me - hilarious...
him - your ma's fanny's hilarious

basically carries on like that



That is so annoying, I'm lucky I stopped saying your mom.
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#31
There's this one guy who takes biology and my friends and I were making fun at him saying that he's dumb and there's no point in studying for bio (he was holding a bio textbook) and he says...
"Your mom's DNA is on the front cover!"
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