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#1
what do you peoples think is the ugliest guitar ever?

i will probably be flamed for this, but the ugliest one i can think of off the top of my head is the Gibson Firebird
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#2
I dunno, teles can be ugly sometimes.
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#6
hmm, there are some really ugly metal guitars, and the les paul juniors are ugly too.
#7
Tele's, ugly? that is some bull, my fried. They are a masterpiece of functional design. An ugly guitar is a Gretsch. Doesnt matter which one, but worse if its got a bigsby. There is something about every gretsch I've ever seen that is just revolting.
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Fender Jaguars. Odd shape, and too much metal stuff on it.
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#9
One mans trash is another mans treasure( or women) But i personaly am not fond of the B.C Rich guitars i guess, just call me old fashioned.


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#10
not a fan of b.c riches in the slightest, and even though i may get flamed for this, i do detest the sg design. well you DID ask
#11
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EVERYONE mentions teles and firebirds first!

And then the wangcaster...

Do y'all know "The Ugly Guitar"? here it is../

what the fuck is that?!?!?
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#13
Anything V-shaped, mostly because of the complete and total impracticality of the design.

WHO WANTS A GUITAR THAT YOU CAN'T SIT DOWN AND PLAY!
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Had to do it...
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Anything V-shaped, mostly because of the complete and total impracticality of the design.

WHO WANTS A GUITAR THAT YOU CAN'T SIT DOWN AND PLAY!

you can sit down and play them... you just put your leg between the leg thingys...
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you can sit down and play them... you just put your leg between the leg thingys...


Unless you're like me and play with the guitar sitting up on my thigh as opposed to between my legs.

That's where I keep my Wangcaster.
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#23
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that a good guitar for shred...pure wanking

Wouldn't it look like you were wanking a dick playing that thing?
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#24
i hate the danelectro baritone long horn
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that is ugly...it looks like a sack.
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#29
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i wonder if that is a gay guy brand...
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#30
Strats Are too commonly copied so that degrades them a lot and also they are too plain
and ugly
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#31
Every hollowbody electric guitar makes me sick. EVERY SINGLE ONE. And the Strat of course...

dunno how people can call a Tele ugly though, its a work of art...
#32
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dunno how people can call a Tele ugly though, its a work of art...

how do you call a strat ugly, then turn around and say a tele is a work of art... they're hideous... i kind of like the way strats look... it's probably what most non-guitarists picture when someone says guitar
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Strats Are too commonly copied so that degrades them a lot and also they are too plain
and ugly

exactly.

also... the super bowl halftime show...prince's guitar was ugly... the cutaways were even longer
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#34
I don't like parkers.....I like sharp edges though

I'm not a fan of the strat nor the tele but I really hate teles....
#35
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I don't like parkers.....I like sharp edges though

I'm not a fan of the strat nor the tele but I really hate teles....



so would u rather have a dean razorback in your ass or a sleeeeeeeek strat?
#36
i reckon strats are the grossest guitars ever

they look like something i scrape out of a toilet
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#37
def. have to say that one prince was playing at halftime was pretty ugly.
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#40
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The Search Button guitar is fugly.

i knew someone was going to say that... i did search... no thread that was just about the 'ugliest guitar' was found... they were more specific
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