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#1
ME and my friends have battles where we just put random words together as insults...ex. Cumturtle, twat waffle, etc.
#5
Quote by BigTakeover138
ME and my friends have battles where we just put random words together as insults...ex. Cumturtle, twat waffle, etc.

I CALL BULLSHIT!


like you have any friends..
#6
Quote by c0ld_3mphasis05
I CALL BULLSHIT!


like you have any friends..


jealous?

i use a lot of stupid insults but they are really "mexican"so it will be hard to translate
#8
Quote by c0ld_3mphasis05
like you have any friends..


Good call, person who's on the internet!
#11
I saw one in another thread, and it was ****ing brilliant. "Douche Canoe"
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#12
you shit.
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#13
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I saw one in another thread, and it was ****ing brilliant. "Douche Canoe"




I'm a fan of my own home-made insult fusion, a little derrogatory term I like to call 'cuntbitch'.
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#14
douchebag, douche
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#17
Asshat. Weird but I love it.
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#18
spoogems

or Mega Ultra Ultra Spoogems (gotta say it japan style...or somthing)
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#22
Heres a few, some of which are my own, some of which I use on a regular basis:

dumb-fck
dick-sht
fat-sht
piss-flaps
bitch-flaps
nob-lips
nob-cheese
fuzz-bag

and my favorite:

Your mom.
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#27
Cum dumpster, twat waffle, asshat, cum cheeks, and penis breath rule. And "douche canoe" is my new favorite.
#31
Shit-bitch

Good old Burnt Face Man
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#32
piggyshit****
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#34
dumbest one that ive heard was when my friend called me an assf***
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#36
"Hey _____"
"Yeah?"
"....Oh. Just checking for assholes."

"If you love ____ so much, why don't you just marry it?"

"F.uck-bag"
"F.uck-head"

"Go do a line of coke off of your mum's clit"

"Queef-breath"
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#37
I have tendencies to call people "spanner" or "spoon", which developed into "utensil".
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#39
Bitch-ant Douche-floss

or there's always Faggot-loaf-douche-sergent
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people here are idiot.
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im to tired and confused to comprehend what you said.
#40
Boner gnome
Ass-butt
C*ck-knocker
YOU'RE a towel!
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