#1
Just downloaded this absoloutey...magnificent game. Played it like 8 years ago, and its just as brilliant now. Comeplted 33 races all by wasting, wooo.

Discuss this game while I play it, and know that If you haven't played Carmageddon you are, as Hitler might say, ze Untermenschen.
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#2
i thought this was going to be something to do with good Karma ending the world
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Just downloaded this absoloutey...magnificent game. Played it like 8 years ago, and its just as brilliant now. Comeplted 33 races all by wasting, wooo.

Discuss this game while I play it, and know that If you haven't played Carmageddon you are, as Hitler might say, ze Untermenschen.


Wierd, I heard so many times that Carmageddon might possibly be one of the worst games ever.
#4
i used to play that game a lot. its sweet.
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#6
link??
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#7
A link would have helped, I'd rather not search for a game that's potentially horribly homosexual.
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#8
1 and 2 were awesome, TDR2000 was a pile of shit.
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#11
oh my god yes! i used to play this game loads. had the "splat pack". was great. i used to love that game. so many things to do. the older ones were the best. the latest carmageddon was shit. like the first 2 were amazing.

i am going to load them on my computer again if i can find them.

EDIT: which one was the one where u had the picture of the people in the top left. and they used to speak and say things when you crashed or what not. 2nd one?
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Wierd, I heard so many times that Carmageddon might possibly be one of the worst games ever.



well they were correct if they were referring to the N64 version...

N64 Magazine (predecessor of the late NGC Magazine) did a brilliant review of that 'game' a few years ago, and included a Top Tip for it in the tips section:

"to find a use for this game, smash cart open and you will find an assortment of computer chips. use them to prop up wobbly chairs, etc"
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#15
I don't know why three was so terrible. I mean it had better graphics than 2, which was awesome, and yet they somehow created a terribly boring game.

Mjust have been all those terrible missions.
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#16
I LOVE that game. Not the second or the third one (which sucked), the very first one.

It is so much fun. And the only reason it might have got low ratings is because the pussies who gave said ratings thought it was too violent .

They said that it would promote real world violence and blah blah. Yeah, as a matter of fact, after playing Carmageddon I often found myself wanting to get into my car and run over people in the streets , because, you know, I'm just too fucking stupid to tell the difference between real violence and animated texturized 3d models.

If I ran into these people who censor games like Carmageddon or Postal, I would seriously punch them in the crotch, maybe the intense pain will de-pussify them.

Great game.
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#17
I remember this came out, and my friends and I were disgusted with it. I think I started to love hacking people to death with a crowbar in hl1 though.
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#18
Postal! Oh my ****ing ****! That game is so extremely violent and so ****ing awesome! I need to download that now.

C'mon, pissing on dead, decapitated, burnt old ladies. What could be better?
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Postal! Oh my ****ing ****! That game is so extremely violent and so ****ing awesome! I need to download that now.

C'mon, pissing on dead, decapitated, burnt old ladies. What could be better?



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#20
^ Carmageddon 2 is awesome, trust me. You;'re missing out not giving it a chance.
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#21
ffs someone post a link to download carmageddon and postal. jesus christ!!!!!
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^ Carmageddon 2 is awesome, trust me. You;'re missing out not giving it a chance.


Yes, I played Carmageddon 2, and 3, I just don't find them as appealing as the first.
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