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Yeah it just happened to me- my parents looked at all the internet history on my computer- which other people go on without me knowing :grrr. Anyway, as my dad showed me the websites I went on, I nearly threw up seven or eight times.

So I just set my internet to clear history after I sign off every time

But man, it just sucks. Talking about sex to a 54 year old man who I really don't like...


Anywho... stories?
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#4
Quote by westo
Yeah it just happened to me- my parents looked at all the internet history on my computer- which other people go on without me knowing :grrr. Anyway, as my dad showed me the websites I went on, I nearly threw up seven or eight times.

So I just set my internet to clear history after I sign off every time

But man, it just sucks. Talking about sex to a 54 year old man who I really don't like...


Anywho... stories?

Westo, I thought better of you. Posting videos of you and your mum online?
#5
can someone tell me how to delete history?

i use internet explorer.
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#7
Quote by joeman2120
can someone tell me how to delete history?

i use internet explorer.

No, it's less funny if we tell you.

You guys look at too much porn.
#10
well first of all, don't use internet explorer. Use Mozilla Firefox.
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#12
My parents are to afraid to use a computer, they think they'll break it. I enjoy looking at the websites my brothers go on to though (They're too stupid to erase the history). Recently I found out that my older brother searches on Google for information on erectile dysfunction, oh how I pity him.
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#13
cookies, history AND recently viewed documents would be wise. :P
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#14
? i dont look at that much at all.

only if my parents are out for at least an hour. which is very rare.

i dont even think my dad would get mad.

it would just be....really really awkward.
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#15
I use AOL and Ctrl+H deletes my history
I have nothing to say
#16
Quote by joeman2120
can someone tell me how to delete history?

i use internet explorer.

It's very simple, just go to My Computer---> WINDOWS and look for the 'system 32' folder. Once you find it, delete it. Then after you browsing the internet for a few hours, the system 32 folder will bulk all of the cache and return and you have to delete it again.
#17
I hope you enjoyed looking at porn with your dad.
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#18
Quote by GuitarManiac09
It's very simple, just go to My Computer---> WINDOWS and look for the 'system 32' folder. Once you find it, delete it. Then after you browsing the internet for a few hours, the system 32 folder will bulk all of the cache and return and you have to delete it again.

Nice try...
#19
Password on your account FTW!
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#20
Quote by Anything Goes
My parents are to afraid to use a computer, they think they'll break it. I enjoy looking at the websites my brothers go on to though (They're too stupid to erase the history). Recently I found out that my older brother searches on Google for information on erectile dysfunction, oh how I pity him.


sure.....your brother
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#21
Well, my history is set to 0 days, so it's deleted every day, and my account has a pass, so no one else can view my history unless they're logged on as me.
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#22
Quote by Adry007
sure.....your brother


Blast!... Why didn't I see that coming.
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#23
Quote by GuitarManiac09
It's very simple, just go to My Computer---> WINDOWS and look for the 'system 32' folder. Once you find it, delete it. Then after you browsing the internet for a few hours, the system 32 folder will bulk all of the cache and return and you have to delete it again.

You're an idiot. That will crash his computer, won't it?
LOL
#24
Quote by DownInAHole.
You're an idiot. That will crash his computer, won't it?


nooooo, it will make it go even faster
How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard, 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 9 other guys. But worst of all: the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother. So cheer up...
#26
same thing happened to me, only both my parents were there. it was even worse.
#27
Quote by Adry007
nooooo, it will make it go even faster


You couldn't delete your system32 even if you tried... I did.
#30
Quote by joeman2120
can someone tell me how to delete history?

i use internet explorer.

You can start by using Firefox.
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#34
^ Actually, I have firefox.

They found it because when I left the computer on one day, the just probably looked at my history while it was still up.
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#35
Quote by gallagher2006
Who needs to look at porn when you make it for a living


Well what I'm talking about is the pictures of my girlfriend that she sent me
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#36
Quote by westo
Yeah it just happened to me- my parents looked at all the internet history on my computer- which other people go on without me knowing :grrr. Anyway, as my dad showed me the websites I went on, I nearly threw up seven or eight times.

So I just set my internet to clear history after I sign off every time

But man, it just sucks. Talking about sex to a 54 year old man who I really don't like...


Anywho... stories?


Use Mozilla Firefox and if you're always looking at porn like what you're hinting, click tools and clear private data everytime you get off.
#37
Start-->Run-->Type regedit

delete everything in their(its mainly internet history and stuff)

Hope that helps.
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#38
or in explorer, the easier way, in the history bar, right click and press delete on the sites you've been on.....that way you dont delete stuff you dont mind your parents seeing, and therefore the parents wont get suspicious and think you've been on porn!!!
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#40
one time my dad was like : (insert name here), i have evidence of you going on "bad" sites :

and i was just like "what does that mean " and didnt really say anything it was weird


but i think my dad only sees the history i delete because that was the day after the first time i ever deleted my history and now i never delete my history and he hasnt said anything.
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