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#1
I mean, he sucks. Badly. Hes playing this years Ozzfest, or so Ive heard, most likely a rumor though, but hes like this little promotion creation formed by his money whoring parents. He has no comprehension of real music, but music as a busisness. I despise this kis and his parents, and for those that dont know him look up his myspace under Simply Sick. /Rant.
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that 0/10 was for gonzo slash, i despise him.
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Gonzo, you're a cool dude.
#3
He doesn't even have chops. I barely consider myself a guitarist, more of a songwriter, and I can shred with more technique and style than he can.
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#4
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He doesn't even have chops. I barely consider myself a guitarist, more of a songwriter, and I can shred with more technique and style than he can.


And the sad thing is, he will always have more exposure than people like you. Or any other people for that matter. Thats what makes me pissed. Jelous, maybe. Pissed because people would rather listen to that then something musically enaging, definatly.
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that 0/10 was for gonzo slash, i despise him.
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Gonzo, you're a cool dude.
#5
Go suck on a running cars exhaust pipe, then see how much we care.
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fucking n00b.


#6
Who the hell is this kid ?
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#7
there's no variety to it which wouldn't be so bad if it was entertaining to listen to
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#9
****ing hell.

that kid is a disgrace.

i hate the way people can get by in music even if they have no talent as long
they have the funding.


but.


the thing i'm really sad about is the grown men in the band with him. what the **** were they thinking. desperation to the maxx. either that or they've sold their dignity for a ****ing massive cheque for his parents.
#10
rofl @ teh site.
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#12
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And the sad thing is, he will always have more exposure than people like you. Or any other people for that matter. Thats what makes me pissed. Jelous, maybe. Pissed because people would rather listen to that then something musically enaging, definatly.


The thing is, I really can't picture anyone at all listening to his band. Fans of mainstream pop music won't like it because their initial reaction will be that it's too heavy and to turn it off, and any actual music fans will realize how absolutely ridiculous his band is and the complete lack of substance behind the songs. It baffles me that he's playing anywhere really...
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#15
wow....just

wow i got on his my space and the have a metal cover of salt and peppers push it....what is the world coming to
#16
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The thing is, I really can't picture anyone at all listening to his band. Fans of mainstream pop music won't like it because their initial reaction will be that it's too heavy and to turn it off, and any actual music fans will realize how absolutely ridiculous his band is and the complete lack of substance behind the songs. It baffles me that he's playing anywhere really...


Lol, he played with Unkle Cracker on stage........
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that 0/10 was for gonzo slash, i despise him.
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Gonzo, you're a cool dude.
#17
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Lol, read cassandras comment
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that 0/10 was for gonzo slash, i despise him.
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Gonzo, you're a cool dude.
#18
dude the singer his either saying "Super sick, simply sic" or something along those lines. Oh well he'll be like a child star from tv shows expect with a guitar. I bought my first guitar shit, my mom gave me the amp but she did give me ****in dj turntables.
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#19
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Lol, he played with Unkle Cracker on stage........

what an honor..
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#20
Quote by SupImJimmy
what an honor..


Lol, it shows what his target audience is tho.
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that 0/10 was for gonzo slash, i despise him.
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Gonzo, you're a cool dude.
#21
look at the stupid scene *****s in his top friends
... For A Pair Of Brown Eyes

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smoke, you get more awesome by the minute..... You have an epic beard, live near woods, listen to metal, grill stuff using makeshift bbqs out of old cans, and now we find out you have stabbed someone in the dick
#22
I had to sign up to MySpace, just so that I could send an abusive message to them.

****ing joke of a shit-*****-bastard-gypsy-****
#23
He doesn't even deserve to touch a Razor, never mind own one.
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#24
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I had to sign up to MySpace, just so that I could send an abusive message to them.

****ing joke of a shit-*****-bastard-gypsy-****


Tell us of what happens!
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that 0/10 was for gonzo slash, i despise him.
N.W.A Is Fucking Up The Program
Co-Leader Of The League Of Toxicity33, Kankuro And Dr. Gonzo Slash
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Gonzo, you're a cool dude.
#26
hahahaha that kid is barely bigger than that ****ing skate board, are you really jealous of him? I mean c'mon he's only ten.
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#27
I tried listening to that "Chuck Norris" song just for kicks, and I think it broke my brain stem in around 15 seconds.
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#28
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Will do

Why the hell is whore not allowed, but bastard and shit are? Ghey...
#29
who the **** is singing those songs? it sounds like chuck d
... For A Pair Of Brown Eyes

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#30
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The guy said "and he's even an A student."

Who the **** cares if you have A's in whatever grade he's in?????
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#31
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The guy said "and he's even an A student."

Who the **** cares if you have A's in whatever grade he's in?????


Snakedawg is a true rockstar, he can quote people, and has A's.
But that Hendrix guy, he didnt even Go to school!
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that 0/10 was for gonzo slash, i despise him.
N.W.A Is Fucking Up The Program
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Gonzo, you're a cool dude.
#32
it could be worse.... imagine if Little Chris was playing.. I would shoot myself!
#33
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who the **** is singing those songs? it sounds like chuck d


It the frickin kid. He's like my age, 14.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#35
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It the frickin kid. He's like my age, 14.

no ****in way. watch the interview, then listen to the song, no way its the same kid
... For A Pair Of Brown Eyes

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smoke, you get more awesome by the minute..... You have an epic beard, live near woods, listen to metal, grill stuff using makeshift bbqs out of old cans, and now we find out you have stabbed someone in the dick
#36
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it could be worse.... imagine if Little Chris was playing.. I would shoot myself!

Little Chris is a horrible singer, but with guitar...

He > SnakeDawg.

Even the name is better.
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#37
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Little Chris is a horrible singer, but with guitar...

He > SnakeDawg.

Even the name is better.

none the less, they need to be shot. QUICK!
#38
Quote by BottleOfSmoke
no ****in way. watch the interview, then listen to the song, no way its the same kid


Look at what the threadtsarter posted, it says he's the vocalist.

After listening to him play I gonna need some quiet time so my ears don't blow up.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#40
Dear God
Did teegman just say what I think he said...
*prepares the killing devices*


I mean...how..could ANYONE think that Dream Theater are on the same level as this twerp..or Creed!


*starts a mob* CMON FOLKS!


EDIT; Course I mean Dream Theater and Creed are ABOVE this kid...came out looking the other way round a bit