One day, I simply got tired of drinking the watery, piss colored lagers of the beer mainstream and decided to do something about it. I have been preparing for some time now, and tonight I made a breakthrough: One of the darkest ales ever conceived by man has been produced. Its done fermenting, but now I need to age it for another 4-8 weeks.

Any other Homebrew makers/fans out there?
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coool man. i just watched beerfest lat night and my and my friend were talking about brewing our own beer. and then have it so that we can dispense it in the living room like they did on food jammers but with soda. how do you brew your own beer anyway? and i've heard prison stories of ketchup wine in the toilet?
I don't brew myself, but I help my dad do it, and it's not bad. We've got a bunch of apple trees on our land and we've made hard cider for a few years in a row and that stuff is amazing. Not too much though, it packs a punch!
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Sounds pretty cool, but not if you want to drink the beer right away
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How much did you make?

I have 5 gallons, which filled roughly 40 bottles. I have already begun my second batch, which is a Mexican style lager along the lines of Carta Blanca or Dos Equis.

I <3 Dos Equis
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I have brewed my own beer. It's a tedious process, not just the time it takes but the temperatures etc have to be right otherwise it turns out shit.

I would do it again if I could properly control the temperatures it's meant to brew at.
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There's a book about DIY that I'm going to buy pretty soon. It shows you how to make beer, wine, and lots of other fun things.
Just an update: The beer is now completed! It has matured as a very dark, very bitter ale, and tastes like a magical ray of sunshine in a pint glass.
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?