#1
Try and find an answer to this question;

'Why?'

^This question was actually used for an Oxford College/University test.
#5
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Why what:P....
No question or story above the question? :P


Nope. Just simply;

'Why?'

And I know the answer to it as I know the guy who got in for his answer. It's very stupidly obvious.
#6
...beacause I said so?
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#9
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why not?


THAT was the answer! You smart enough to go to Oxford! Well done lol
#10
The decent answers are 'why not?' and I guess 'because'.

EDIT - And it was a philosophy paper. And I think it's an urban legend.
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#11
Why not?

We can't asnwers questions with a question. We're not Jesus...
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THAT was the answer! You smart enough to go to Oxford! Well done lol


That's kind of what I said...
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If the one-worded question is "Why?" then my one-worded answer is "Curiosity".


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#15
Dont you ever post somthing like this again. As i was scrolling down, if i didnt see an answer i was about to kill my girlfriend in the next room. Let that be a ****ing lesson to you.
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#16
I love asking 'why?'

It can be asked after nearly anything.
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#17
Why not?
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#19
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that may be an urban legend.... but I know a guy in uni who took English. The question was "What is courage?" He answered by writing just "Courage is......"

now THAT'S a question and an answer

He aced the exam, by the way


Dude, that's an urban legend too. The spin on it I heard was the question was 'what is courage' and a guy just wrote 'this' and walked out.

Damn urban myhs THat's not the kind of question you'd get in in English exam. Perhaps philosophy.
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#20
I heard another one, wether it was a myth or not. But the question read "this is a question" and the pupil wrote "this is an answer" and aced it.
#21
Usually these myths are just that.
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#22
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Dude, that's an urban legend too. The spin on it I heard was the question was 'what is courage' and a guy just wrote 'this' and walked out.

Damn urban myhs THat's not the kind of question you'd get in in English exam. Perhaps philosophy.


lmao... I've been lied to....

and now I look like a fool
#23
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The decent answers are 'why not?' and I guess 'because'.

EDIT - And it was a philosophy paper. And I think it's an urban legend.


He's right you know.
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#24
I'm surprised noone checked Snopes. It's on there... undecided though but it's widespread knowledge kinda proves that it probably didn't happen to anyone we know.

http://www.snopes.com/college/exam/oneword.asp
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#25
I like the "Is hell endothermic or exothermic?" one

Another urban legend I fear though.
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#26
Because I touch myself at night.
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