#1
I was just on my MySpace, and i got this message to me saying:

"I cant give you fun, but i can give you a screaming orgasum"

now on most ocasions i would love this but ... the person who sent it to me was a 58 year old, fat, bald man! and i am a straight bloke. HELP!!!
#2
Burn your myspace.
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#4
Are you afraid of E-rape, or does this man know where you live?
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lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

my hats off to you IbanezSA160, you have embodied the Pit into one little poem
#7
Sorry, I won't do that again.
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#8
Report to Myspace customer support immediatley, report his profile with the button on his page, and do not reply. Let CS take care of it.
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#10
some of us are meant to have sex with the beautiful women you see on TV and the internet.

others are meant to have sex with men 3 times our age and weight.
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#11
It might be ok. Maybe he has a big cock.
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#12
Didn't you just make a thread bleating about people who dare to fake orgasms in their songs?

you're strange.
#13
Buttsecks him and be done with it
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#14
at least you'll get a screaming orgasm
if you can't be a good example
be a bad warning


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#16
Link to his myspace or it didn't happen/
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#23
Hawt.
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