#1
Didn't really want to make a new thread for this but;

What's the guy called that starts races?
As in the guy who says "ready, set go" or whatever.
Google didn't help me.

EDIT: I mean a running race.
#2
Race official
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#3
I don't know who starts them but the guy who ends them is Hitler

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#5
i found it funny but didnt laugh cos it took me ages to get it.
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I don't know who starts them but the guy who ends them is Hitler

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#8
you mean the guy with the gun?
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#9
very funny hitler joke, best I've heard in a while.
I think hes called the starter, or maybe the startsman
At the start, some athletes play psychological games such as trying to be last to the starting blocks, although direct intimidation would be considered unsporting. The starter will keep the sprinters in the set position for an unpredictable time of around 2 seconds and then fire the starting gun.

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#10
Except Judeism isn't a race it's a religion.

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#11
Judeism isn't a religion either, Judaism is.
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#12
If it was only a religion why did hitler kill them all, if its a religion hed just make them denounce their faith. But it's a race where there are attributes associated to them. You can follow the religion without being the race though.
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