If two or more of these describe your taste and music, then please consider yourself musically retarded and hand your fancy iPod to someone who will get some use out of it.

Reason # 1: Defending or liking Fall Out Boy
Reason # 2: Not owning any Murphys Law albums
Reason # 3: Liking "guyliner" bands, Panic! ATD, My Chem. Romance and such
Reason # 4: Not owning any John Lee Hooker
Reason # 5: Recognizing the term "screamo" as a genre of music.