Poll: GOD or satan?
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God
250 68%
Satan
115 32%
Voters: 365.
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#2
Wow, what a dumb thread.

Poll? Elaborate your point, perhaps?
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#4
*head explodes*
This question is either too simple or too complex
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#6
Methinks this is a no-brainer
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#11
Religion Thread?
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#13
if something good happens, its gods will
if a person dies its gods mercy?

the concept of god requires the devil for an ultimate evil to point the blame at. no one gives the devil credit in his ultimate necessity, why is this? cant have one without tother...
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#14
Satan is just a 13 year old try-hard trying to look like a badass in front of the people of earth.
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#15
Quote by $Guitarist$
Oprah Winfrey



if you add god and satan together and divide by two, you end up with oprah.
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#17
Quote by LeveLHeaD69
if you add god and satan together and divide by two, you end up with oprah.


This is true, she is the epitome of religious power.
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#18
neither one exists in the sense that monothesists view them. if the universe is so complicated that a "god" MUST have made it, then wouldn't that "god" be more complicated than the universe? and wouldn't that mean that something must have created god?

the only logical answer is that the universe itself IS god. which means the laws of physics apply, and it doesn't have a will. it just it what it is. which means it's not a freaking god. it's the universe. and you're part of it.
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#19
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............................................................................................satan.
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#20
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neither one exists in the sense that monothesists view them. if the universe is so complicated that a "god" MUST have made it, then wouldn't that "god" be more complicated than the universe? and wouldn't that mean that something must have created god?

the only logical answer is that the universe itself IS god. which means the laws of physics apply, and it doesn't have a will. it just it what it is. which means it's not a freaking god. it's the universe. and you're part of it.



do you mean to say that oprah is the universe too?
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#25
Oh, Definetly god. He has been there for me. What have you done, satan?? *Shakes fist*
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#26
Quote by Pizzapotamus
she's certainly expanding as fast as the universe


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nice lol.... hahahaha

I take freewill above all but if there is a higher power we all know its

SATAN!!!!!
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#29
as someone above said....they co-exsist. you cannot have god without satan. i think, however, as humans we tend to lean more towards satan because its much easier. satan shows human emotions that we can relate to (rage, anger, violence, lust, envy, jealousy) whilst god is infinitely perfect....which is very hard for people to conceive.

(btw personally i 3rd the buddha comment)
#31
Well, if there is a God, and he is the Christian one, then, being that I don't believe in him, I will go direct the other way. So Satan.
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#34
At first I thought the title was "God vs. Santa", but then I realized the answer was all too obvious and had to re-read.
#35
It's time to evolve ideas, seriously. The fact that people still believe in the whole god/devil thing is ridiculous. And......****ing hell I'm really in no typing mood tonight. ABORT.
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#36
Quote by $Guitarist$
This is true, she is the epitome of religious power.


Actually, if he said that Oprah is (God + Satan)/2, he's saying that Oprah is the average, which means she's right in the middle.

Anyway...without Satan, there is no God, so both.
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#38
The omnipotent HotDog would kill them both.
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#39
Obviously it's God.
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#40
Confucius owns, he was one of the most skilled and influential kung fu artist of his time. And he could kick anyones ass in a battle of wits and knowledge
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