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Lets see if anyone can answer these. Only post if you know the exact answer, if you don't know just make fun of Family Guy or something?

1. An electric train is travelling 60 mph south and the wind is blowing northeast at 78 mph. Which direction is the smoke going?

2.Eight years ago, isnicker was half as old as snicker will be when isnicker is one year older than snick will be at the time when isnicker will be five times as old as snick will be two years from now.

Ten years from now snick will be twice as old as snicker was when isnicker was nine times as old as snick.

When snick was one years old, isnicker was three years older than snick will be when isnicker is three times as old as snicker was six years before the time when snicker was half as old as snick will be when isnicker will be ten years older than isnicker was when snicker was one - third as old as snick will be when isnicker will be three times as old as she was when snicker was born.

How old are they now?
#3
1. No smoke, electric train.
2. I really don't feel like putting the effort in, so I'll let you tell the answer and nod in a passive manner that suggests you wasted 10 minutes of your life telling a riddle.
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#4
Quote by Dæmönika
1. It's electric = no smoke.

2. I didn't bother reading it.

same. too long for me. and ya its electric. duh
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#5
1. Electric train = no smoke
2. They're all dead.
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#8
Quote by ColdNovembeRain
Haha, I just read "It's electric" and I thought of the Electric Slide... pssh.

HELL YEAH!!! *breaks out into dance* "ITS ELECTRIC..."
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<Raven> that I WOKE UP high o_o
<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
<Raven> I felt like I was being born.
#9
A man walks into an elevator, pushes the button for the ground floor, and immediately realizes that his wife is dead.

How did he know?
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#11
which is more refreshing, ice cold refreshment OR a coors light?

i those commercials
#14
Quote by The Leader
A man walks into an elevator, pushes the button for the ground floor, and immediately realizes that his wife is dead.

How did he know?



Enlighten me. Please, its bugging me. So tentative, that it's arrousing me. Please the answer, soon. Dear god.
#15
Quote by The Leader
A man walks into an elevator, pushes the button for the ground floor, and immediately realizes that his wife is dead.

How did he know?


He was going to her funeral?
#17
What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?


(pretty easy one )
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#19
Why are 1968 pennies worth more than 1967 pennies?
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#20
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What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?


(pretty easy one )


Another answer that i am awaiting. Sooooo....tentative, arousing.....mmmmmm...oh yeah...sorry. Answer soon, please. Oh god.
#21
ill give it a couple more minutes ^ then ill tell the answer
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The time I fell on my face on a trampoline and cracked my neck, then proceded to run around the yard in a blind panic screaming "I hope I'm not paralyzed! OH GOD I THINK I'M PARALYZED!"
#22
Quote by The Leader
A man walks into an elevator, pushes the button for the ground floor, and immediately realizes that his wife is dead.

How did he know?


Because he forgot that his wife lived in the elevator shaft, on the ground floor. Then he remembered.
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#23
Quote by The Leader
A man walks into an elevator, pushes the button for the ground floor, and immediately realizes that his wife is dead.

How did he know?

Because the elevator landed on her?

I have one.

You're running a race, and you pass the person in 2nd place.

What place are you in
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RB cam RB speaks truth.
#24
His wife was on life support. When he went into the elevator, the electricity was cut off to the entire building. When he pushed the button, he knew everything.

Its a long way to go for a riddle, but nobody has ever guessed it so far
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#25
Quote by RB cam RB
Because the elevator landed on her?

I have one.

You're running a race, and you pass the person in 2nd place.

What place are you in


After you passed him? Second place.
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#26
Quote by RB cam RB
Because the elevator landed on her?

I have one.

You're running a race, and you pass the person in 2nd place.

What place are you in



2nd.... i used to fall for that one
#27
Quote by Kensai
After you passed him? Second place.

Hmm..

I said first when i heard it
Quote by dennmetal
RB cam RB speaks truth.
#28
Quote by Vandaliztik
Why are 1968 pennies worth more than 1967 pennies?


because it's 1 more cent...duh.
#29
Quote by RB cam RB
You're running a race, and you pass the person in 2nd place.

What place are you in


If the race consists of laps, you can be in first as well as second.
#30
Quote by ShadowsFallFan
Another answer that i am awaiting. Sooooo....tentative, arousing.....mmmmmm...oh yeah...sorry. Answer soon, please. Oh god.



ok to my riddle


what happens once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?


answer: the letter m occurs

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The time I fell on my face on a trampoline and cracked my neck, then proceded to run around the yard in a blind panic screaming "I hope I'm not paralyzed! OH GOD I THINK I'M PARALYZED!"
#31
Quote by GibsonRocker14
ok to my riddle


what happens once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?


answer: the letter m occurs



Do I cease to exist?
#32
Quote by GibsonRocker14
ok to my riddle


what happens once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?


answer: the letter m occurs




That one was already answered
#33
Quote by RB cam RB
Hmm..

I said first when i heard it


Yeah many people fall for that one. I remember that question being asked in a test for the Miss Sweden candidates. Guess what the majority answered...

Atleast they're cute
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#34
Quote by Dæmönika
If the race consists of laps, you can be in first as well as second.

If you were lapped by him earlier, and then "passed" him, you could still be in 8972398472398th place!!!
#38
If Jupiter is alligned with Mars what time is it in Uranus?
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#39
if i eat three apples and billy has two apples that i eat, how many apples did billy eat?
[22:33] ben: Yesterday I was gonna eat a shitload of candy but I forgot.
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